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# I poke them with a safety pin.
If they cry/phone the police THEY ARE NO FRIENDS OF THE CAPTAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I haven't poked you with a pin.
But I get the feeling you'd poke me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Haha
This is by far the best way to introduce yourself.

Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# *bows*







*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *doesn't cry or call the police*
*produces own safety pin*

TO THE DEATH!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# *tiny war*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# One, two, three, four.
I declare a tiny war.

*menacing pose with a safety pin*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *produces more pins*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# *transforms into MrSafetypinhands*
I could compo this.

A transforming pineapple..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# It'd make no sense.
*gets out cutlass* let's stop pissing about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
*produces a big badass, yet still disturbingly strong and wieldable sword*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I fight like a warcow.
*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *parrys*
*lunges*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Fencing?
I did Talhoffer. So...

*hanging guard*

*forgets*


shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I know nothing about fencing
BUT YOU FORGET WE ARE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

*slash slash slash*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Ewwww, you mucky git.
Night night!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# It wasn't me! =[
G'nighty!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# the problem is if your friends are punks
they all want to keep the pin
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Don't be friends with punks
They either

a) weren't around the first time- this automatically makes them dicks for the pretence

or

b) they were around the first time, and those jeans haven't been washed since.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# So, so true
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# that's some quality wisdom!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'll be here all week
remember to tip your waitresses and do try the veal. If you're a git and want to be judged harshly by all at your table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# more wisdom!
*tries the waitress*
*tips the veal*
*runs from the angry farmer*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Do not under any circumstances drink tesco value lager.
IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# I'm in Germany
i'm safe!*



because I never shop at Lidl
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# i tried it
it tasted of can
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Pfft
I am glad I don't associate with any of them.

Plus, if they were around the first time, I'm hanging out with people that are about 30 years older than me, which is a tad creepy, as I'm not aware of this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# Nothing wrong with having older mates.
But yes, you should be aware of it.

Most of my mates are late 20s to early 50s. I can't seem to get the hang of people my own age.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# My friends are mainly between 16 and 30ish
I don't know whether it's good or bad though...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# ahem
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I mean in real life.
Inter-friends are awesome.

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)
# yay!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)