Post Op-timus Prime


dont be pedantic and cynical ok? took about 5 mins to make and i know its not perfect.
(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

DICK STRAWBRIDGE
again
( Earl Otterby of Chottington, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

to everyone who is whinging like a baby
im so sorry i didnt do everything the way you all want me to do, unfortunatly i have a life and i dont act like a prick over small details.

its an image. it had a mistake. i corrected it. get over it ok =]
(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

DICK STRAWBRIDGE

( Earl Otterby of Chottington, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

This would make an excellent jam.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

You are on the steady road to having a billion people sending you kittens.
If you are this nice to everyone, maybe you should start a charity.

Then people won't put you on ignore for being the whingiest cunt of all =]

Oh, and psst, it's BABIES, not babys...
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

So...
You shopped off monkeon's tag. Why was it there anyway? hmm? HMMM?

P.S. Thread Deleter
( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

coz i cudnt be botherd to look for images on google
and i cut and pasted an image from a random post. dont know whos it was. dont really care.

my lord you all are cynical arent you.
yes i deleted my last post because it had that signature in.

you people are impossible. you whinge like babys wen i make a small mistake. and when i correct it, you whinge even more! get a life ok!
(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Oh shush.
P.S. One shouldn't start a sentence with "and" and especially without capitalising it first.
( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Of course you can start a sentence with and.
And it certainly should be capitalised.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

just not on b3ta
dont we all write in lower case?
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

NOT WHEN WE GET EXCITED

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

careful
you dont want to blow pineapple chunks
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

I didn't say one couldn't
I said one shouldn't. :P
( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

You should start a sentence with a conjunction
when you want to end one with a full stop for effect. And then add a supplemental point. But you should probably not abuse the privilege.
( Mystery_Bob, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Absolutely.

( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

This reply
made me laugh like a loon. I Pledge henceforth to argue in pubs in this manner! :P
( baw__bag has lost his rage and rediscovered his rager, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

He asked for an answer
Not a McCann-esque excuse.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

You're the one still here.
If we're that shit then why are you? You like hanging artound with shit people?

That's even worse than BEING one.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Being a wannabe douchebag
Is the only thing douchebaggier than being a douchebag.

This is how I determine the people worth talking to.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

I poke them with a safety pin.
If they cry/phone the police THEY ARE NO FRIENDS OF THE CAPTAIN.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

hahahah

( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

I haven't poked you with a pin.
But I get the feeling you'd poke me back.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Haha
This is by far the best way to introduce yourself.

Ever.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

*bows*







*stabs*
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

*doesn't cry or call the police*
*produces own safety pin*

TO THE DEATH!
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

*tiny war*

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

One, two, three, four.
I declare a tiny war.

*menacing pose with a safety pin*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

*produces more pins*

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

*transforms into MrSafetypinhands*
I could compo this.

A transforming pineapple..
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

It'd make no sense.
*gets out cutlass* let's stop pissing about.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
*produces a big badass, yet still disturbingly strong and wieldable sword*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

I fight like a warcow.
*stabs*
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

*parrys*
*lunges*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)

Fencing?
I did Talhoffer. So...

*hanging guard*

*forgets*


shit.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

I know nothing about fencing
BUT YOU FORGET WE ARE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

*slash slash slash*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

Ewwww, you mucky git.
Night night!
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

It wasn't me! =[
G'nighty!
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

the problem is if your friends are punks
they all want to keep the pin
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

Don't be friends with punks
They either

a) weren't around the first time- this automatically makes them dicks for the pretence

or

b) they were around the first time, and those jeans haven't been washed since.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

So, so true

( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

*bows*

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

that's some quality wisdom!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

I'll be here all week
remember to tip your waitresses and do try the veal. If you're a git and want to be judged harshly by all at your table.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

more wisdom!
*tries the waitress*
*tips the veal*
*runs from the angry farmer*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

Do not under any circumstances drink tesco value lager.
IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

I'm in Germany
i'm safe!*



_{because I never shop at Lidl}
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

i tried it
it tasted of can
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

Pfft
I am glad I don't associate with any of them.

Plus, if they were around the first time, I'm hanging out with people that are about 30 years older than me, which is a tad creepy, as I'm not aware of this fact.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

Nothing wrong with having older mates.
But yes, you should be aware of it.

Most of my mates are late 20s to early 50s. I can't seem to get the hang of people my own age.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

My friends are mainly between 16 and 30ish
I don't know whether it's good or bad though...
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

ahem

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

I mean in real life.
Inter-friends are awesome.

FACT.
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

yay!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

tsk tsk
...
( SauronWibble Now 5.9! I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

QUIZZ TIME: WHAT DOES THE BUTTON "EDIT" DO?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

IT EDs?

( Geoff the Clownfish ...and I hope YOUR doughnuts turn out like Fanny's, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

WRONG!
Geoff the Clownfish, you are the weakest link _{and you smell of old wee}

;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

i however
smell of fresh new wee
( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

*inhales*
I love the smell of fresh new wee in the evening!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

IT DELETES THE WORLD, DON'T TOUCH IT

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!
[Bill Clinton]
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Nips.

( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Deja vu!
Woss going on?
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

It is to do with the power of DICK STRAWBRIDGE

( Earl Otterby of Chottington, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Hmmm, let's see
Look up who the blinking flip Dick Strawbridge is? Or stick pins in my arms? It's a tough one.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

he has an amazing tash
and is on tv and he is ex army
( Earl Otterby of Chottington, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

I know the chap
Tash/ex-army/on tv, got it now.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

STICK DRAWBRIDGE

( plentyofants feels disloyal, as not convinced by the wrong door, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

people where winging like babys
so i corrected it and re-post without the mistake.

little did i realise that these idiots would whinge more =]
(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

babies.
*tut*
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

were
*tit*
( Dixon 80% of my brain exists on google, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

whinging
*tat*
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Oh Mr Thread Deleter
Must not have read on b3ta
That the edit button works oh yes it does

Oh Mr Thread Deleter
They'll bum you with a carpet beater
Because you are a berk with....slappy gus.
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

I'm laughing at slappy gus
But I have no idea why.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

New insult?

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Could be
Who shall we try it on?
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

That dude there *points*

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Awwwwwwww man
I'm always the testing dude!

*is insulted*
( Sonic James Doom is no longer allowed to laugh at things, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

Haha
Point and laughs.
( shrinking man Is a happy shrinking man, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

I SENSE A HIT
*signs for a twelvety bazillion album deal*
( MrPineapple FUCK YOU, I AM HAPPY., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Fuck Leona 'my hair and skin and eyes and dress are all beige' Lewis

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Boom boom boommmmmmmmbastic!

( Sonic James Doom is no longer allowed to laugh at things, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

SHAGGY!

( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Zoiks!

( Sonic James Doom is no longer allowed to laugh at things, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

Awesome
:D
( Captain Wow isn't it enough that you killed and ate his wife?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

Zounds!

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)