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dont be pedantic and cynical ok? took about 5 mins to make and i know its not perfect.

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(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

DICK STRAWBRIDGE

again

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

to everyone who is whinging like a baby

im so sorry i didnt do everything the way you all want me to do, unfortunatly i have a life and i dont act like a prick over small details.

its an image. it had a mistake. i corrected it. get over it ok =]

(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

DICK STRAWBRIDGE

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

This would make an excellent jam.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

You are on the steady road to having a billion people sending you kittens.

If you are this nice to everyone, maybe you should start a charity.

Then people won't put you on ignore for being the whingiest cunt of all =]

Oh, and psst, it's BABIES, not babys...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

So...

You shopped off monkeon's tag. Why was it there anyway? hmm? HMMM?

P.S. Thread Deleter

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

coz i cudnt be botherd to look for images on google

and i cut and pasted an image from a random post. dont know whos it was. dont really care.

my lord you all are cynical arent you.
yes i deleted my last post because it had that signature in.

you people are impossible. you whinge like babys wen i make a small mistake. and when i correct it, you whinge even more! get a life ok!

(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Oh shush.

P.S. One shouldn't start a sentence with "and" and especially without capitalising it first.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Of course you can start a sentence with and.

And it certainly should be capitalised.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

just not on b3ta

dont we all write in lower case?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

NOT WHEN WE GET EXCITED

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

careful

you dont want to blow pineapple chunks

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

I didn't say one couldn't

I said one shouldn't. :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

You should start a sentence with a conjunction

when you want to end one with a full stop for effect. And then add a supplemental point. But you should probably not abuse the privilege.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Absolutely.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

This reply

made me laugh like a loon. I Pledge henceforth to argue in pubs in this manner! :P

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

He asked for an answer

Not a McCann-esque excuse.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

You're the one still here.

If we're that shit then why are you? You like hanging artound with shit people?

That's even worse than BEING one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

Being a wannabe douchebag

Is the only thing douchebaggier than being a douchebag.

This is how I determine the people worth talking to.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

I poke them with a safety pin.

If they cry/phone the police THEY ARE NO FRIENDS OF THE CAPTAIN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

hahahah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

I haven't poked you with a pin.

But I get the feeling you'd poke me back.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Haha

This is by far the best way to introduce yourself.

Ever.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

*bows*

*stabs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

*doesn't cry or call the police*

*produces own safety pin*

TO THE DEATH!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

*tiny war*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

One, two, three, four.

I declare a tiny war.

*menacing pose with a safety pin*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

*produces more pins*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

*transforms into MrSafetypinhands*

I could compo this.

A transforming pineapple..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

It'd make no sense.

*gets out cutlass* let's stop pissing about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!

*produces a big badass, yet still disturbingly strong and wieldable sword*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)

I fight like a warcow.

*stabs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

*parrys*

*lunges*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)

Fencing?

I did Talhoffer. So...

*hanging guard*

*forgets*

shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

I know nothing about fencing

BUT YOU FORGET WE ARE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

*slash slash slash*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)

Ewwww, you mucky git.

Night night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

It wasn't me! =[

G'nighty!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

the problem is if your friends are punks

they all want to keep the pin

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

Don't be friends with punks

They either

a) weren't around the first time- this automatically makes them dicks for the pretence

or

b) they were around the first time, and those jeans haven't been washed since.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

So, so true

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

that's some quality wisdom!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

I'll be here all week

remember to tip your waitresses and do try the veal. If you're a git and want to be judged harshly by all at your table.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

more wisdom!

*tries the waitress*
*tips the veal*
*runs from the angry farmer*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

Do not under any circumstances drink tesco value lager.

IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)

I'm in Germany

i'm safe!*

_{because I never shop at Lidl}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

i tried it

it tasted of can

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)

Pfft

I am glad I don't associate with any of them.

Plus, if they were around the first time, I'm hanging out with people that are about 30 years older than me, which is a tad creepy, as I'm not aware of this fact.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

Nothing wrong with having older mates.

But yes, you should be aware of it.

Most of my mates are late 20s to early 50s. I can't seem to get the hang of people my own age.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

My friends are mainly between 16 and 30ish

I don't know whether it's good or bad though...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

ahem

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

I mean in real life.

Inter-friends are awesome.

FACT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:48, archived)

yay!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)

tsk tsk

...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

QUIZZ TIME: WHAT DOES THE BUTTON "EDIT" DO?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

IT EDs?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

WRONG!

Geoff the Clownfish, you are the weakest link _{_{and you smell of old wee}};)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

i however

smell of fresh new wee

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

*inhales*

I love the smell of fresh new wee in the evening!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

IT DELETES THE WORLD, DON'T TOUCH IT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR!

[Bill Clinton]

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Nips.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Deja vu!

Woss going on?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

It is to do with the power of DICK STRAWBRIDGE

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

Hmmm, let's see

Look up who the blinking flip Dick Strawbridge is? Or stick pins in my arms? It's a tough one.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

he has an amazing tash

and is on tv and he is ex army

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

I know the chap

Tash/ex-army/on tv, got it now.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

STICK DRAWBRIDGE

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

people where winging like babys

so i corrected it and re-post without the mistake.

little did i realise that these idiots would whinge more =]

(Pablo Steele, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

babies.

*tut*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

were

*tit*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

whinging

*tat*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Oh Mr Thread Deleter

Must not have read on b3ta
That the edit button works oh yes it does

Oh Mr Thread Deleter
They'll bum you with a carpet beater
Because you are a berk with....slappy gus.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)

I'm laughing at slappy gus

But I have no idea why.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)

New insult?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Could be

Who shall we try it on?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

That dude there *points*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)

Awwwwwwww man

I'm always the testing dude!

*is insulted*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)

Haha

Point and laughs.

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)

I SENSE A HIT

*signs for a twelvety bazillion album deal*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

Fuck Leona 'my hair and skin and eyes and dress are all beige' Lewis

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Boom boom boommmmmmmmbastic!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

SHAGGY!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Zoiks!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

Awesome

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

Zounds!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)