It's still early....


From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)

You've just posted a pic of Groucho Marx!
Shopped pix only!
( A Vagabond has got new boots for kicking things, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)

has he just been kicked in the nuts?
i guess robots have nuts...
(seemikedraw, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)

I reckon he's been kicked in the bolts

( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

either way he's screwed

(seemikedraw, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)

these excuses are not wash(er)ing

( gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)

what a waste of a good.... thread!
hahahahaha!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

Hurry up with these puns
They're moving at a nail's pace!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

that was awlful

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

I wasn't axeing you


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Zak?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)

Pffft
'ning mate!

You didn't watch it this morning did you?
Also that thread seems to be hidden now! ....?
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)

no, was it on?
I found it on POP channel the other day and they showed the first ever episode.

was ace!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)

Sorry
I was talking 2girls ......

Should have been more specific but really didn't want to be.

:P

[ed] it's still here b3ta.com/board/7818023 but not on the board when you spazz back!
VERY NSFW
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

nah...
only saw your anime this morning and there's no way I'm checking it out at work...
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

This is very wise
It's rank!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

hahaha!!
bindun i think...but not as sexily!
'nings joe!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)

ningles mate
hummus low but I'm feeling top today

/good nights sleep blog
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)

sleep.....
i remember sleeping...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)

*grumbles*
Give me your sleep. Please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)

*knocks out*
night night..
*swipes eye patch*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

NOT WHAT I MEANT

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

sorry captain...
*shuffles off to trellis' 'chamber of terror'*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

*pulls face*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

ouch!!
i said i was sorry!!
get off my cheeks!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)

*pulls*
If you've got my patch I'm having your face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

*hands over*
sorry cap'n
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

That's better.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)

*sings you a lullaby*
Sleep oh babe for the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire
Dusk is drawn and the green man's thorn
Is wreathed in rings of fog
Sheevra sails his boat till morn
Upon the starry bog
A lyan van o the paley moon
Has ringed her cusp in dew
And weeps to hear the sad sweet song
I sing my love to you
Sleep oh babe for the red bee hums the silent twilights fall
Aoibheal from the grey rock comes to wrap the world in thrall
A lyan van o my child my joy my love and heart's desire
The crickets sing you lullabys beside the dying fire
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)

*nods off*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)

Oh that's lovely.
*struggles to keep eyes open*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)

Aoibheall (of Carraigh-Liath)
Commonly known as "Aoibhinn the Beautiful" is queen of the northern fairies,
as Cliodhna of Tonn-Cliodhna is queen of the southern.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)

Fairies!
I'm a fairy, my name says so.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)

Here's my advice
get wankered on saturday, get to bed about 2.30
wake up at 8
pootle around the house
go and do a shed load of christmas shopping
have a big dinner
fall asleep at 8.45

that's waht i did

9 hours sleep, I feel superb!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)

I don't drink much any more
due to my hangovers getting at least 80% worse with each one.

I smoke weed, that's my thing. Much less aggro.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)

ha ha .
the marks bros were on tv last night
( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)

*was watching the number 23*
It was alright, although I'd rather watch Pi/Jacobs Ladder/The Machinist.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)

Let's run amuck
and if we get tired we can walk amuck
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)