Joking aside...
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... there's a lot of depressed parrots in the jungle
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( , Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
Awww
For some reason, this reminds me of a pal from me old college who said if you fed birds some oats, they would expand inside of them and they would asplode.
I have yet to test this theory
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25,
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I have yet to test this theory
I heard it was rice
Then I heard it with baking soda and bread.
I have tested the second, but to no avail.
Oh blissful school days =]
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26,
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I have tested the second, but to no avail.
Oh blissful school days =]
Another one from same fella was that it's impossible to kick a pigeon
so he ran into a group of them, kicked out, and they flew away unscathed... except for one which went a bit limp : (
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28,
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Ha
My brother's old flatmate used to be able to catch squirrels.
He was fast.
But he got his fingers bitten a few times =]
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29,
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He was fast.
But he got his fingers bitten a few times =]
My god, I've heard of him
And I thought it was just another of those urban myths
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31,
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This boggles my mind
Along with people that could catch rabbits...it doesn't seem like humans could ever have been that capable/agile
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:35,
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He is all that is man
I have tried many a time to catch squirrels =[
If I got one, I would love him
And hug him
And feed him EEEEVERY daaay.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36,
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If I got one, I would love him
And hug him
And feed him EEEEVERY daaay.
on second thoughts
it'd just make them foam at the beak a bit, and have the daily mail banging on about rabid foreign birds illegally migrating here.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32,
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It's true
If you feed birds some oats they explode
But if you feed them some other oats they don't
Welcome to the mysterious ways of oats
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26,
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But if you feed them some other oats they don't
Welcome to the mysterious ways of oats
don't know about oats
but there is that story about shaun ryder and the pigeons
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27,
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I always heard it was baking soda to seagulls.
But never had the heart to test it.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27,
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in the 1700's oats did not exsist as a singular entity, only as a plural
its in johnsons dictionary, there is only a plural!
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28,
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Like with peas,
except the other way around. It was "pease" as a mass until someone figured that there must be a single part and dropped the "s".
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:01,
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I just made a cheese and mustard sandwich, you know.
POLLY IS AN EX-PARROT.
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Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26,
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