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Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)

THAT WAS NO SUICIDE

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)

csi kennels
!
*dons sherlock outfit "WHODUNNIT"
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Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)

it couldn't be any worse than the new york one.
fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs.
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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)

hahhahhahhhahhhahhhahha
"fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs."
hahhhhahhhaa

*Dexter only thing worth watching on tv at the moment
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Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)

well, they are.
i watch judge judy, it's good.
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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)

DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME.. WELL ACTUALLY JUST DON'T PEE ON MY LEG, OKAY

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)

THAT'S A LOT OF WHO-SHOT-JOHN!

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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)

he looks bored
"sigh, they said this'd help me get to sleep faster, but it's taking forever..."
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Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)

dog eye is frosted......died of hypothermia before bloodloss
*not profesional based opinion
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Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)

when you die
everything turns white around you
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Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)

glaucoma
not hypothermia
poor critter wasn't long for this world. Was probably in a lot of pain already.
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Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)

My cat will never get glaucoma.

I'd be pretty bummed if he got lung cancer, though..
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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)

if mine got cancer/died
i guess i'd buy/kidnap a new one.
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Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)

i got cancer, don't kidnap me.

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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)

Your cat has no eyes?
How does he smell?

um... I think I fucked that up...
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Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)

I mean, from all the passive he gets in my flat.

He does have a touch of cataract already.
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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)

smoke more, dad!
i know people who own battery-powered bongs that blow the smoke into your lungs. it's frightening how fast you can get high with them.
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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)

*fills syringe with 3 week old bong water*
*injects*
*gets very high then dies*
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Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)

he?
i can't see any gun
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Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)

MURDER:

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)

THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS A MURDER.

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)

haha and the worst part is that that is most definitely the caption on some sappy mystery novel somewhere

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Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)

MURDER.. FOR CHRISTMAS!

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)

MURDER... FROM A GUN!

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Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO MURDERS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)

DEAR SANTA, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM FIND THE BODIES

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)

SAVE ROOM FOR RAPE!

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postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)