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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:32, archived)
# THAT WAS NO SUICIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# csi kennels
!
*dons sherlock outfit "WHODUNNIT"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:34, archived)
# it couldn't be any worse than the new york one.
fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:37, archived)
# hahhahhahhhahhhahhhahha
"fucking entire cast are subliterate mongs."
hahhhhahhhaa




*Dexter only thing worth watching on tv at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# well, they are.
i watch judge judy, it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME.. WELL ACTUALLY JUST DON'T PEE ON MY LEG, OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# THAT'S A LOT OF WHO-SHOT-JOHN!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:51, archived)
# he looks bored
"sigh, they said this'd help me get to sleep faster, but it's taking forever..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:35, archived)
# dog eye is frosted......died of hypothermia before bloodloss
*not profesional based opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:37, archived)
# when you die
everything turns white around you
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:47, archived)
# glaucoma
not hypothermia
poor critter wasn't long for this world. Was probably in a lot of pain already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# My cat will never get glaucoma.
 
I'd be pretty bummed if he got lung cancer, though..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)
# if mine got cancer/died
i guess i'd buy/kidnap a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:45, archived)
# i got cancer, don't kidnap me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# Your cat has no eyes?
How does he smell?

um... I think I fucked that up...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# I mean, from all the passive he gets in my flat.
 


He does have a touch of cataract already.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# smoke more, dad!
i know people who own battery-powered bongs that blow the smoke into your lungs. it's frightening how fast you can get high with them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# *fills syringe with 3 week old bong water*
*injects*
*gets very high then dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# he?
i can't see any gun
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
# MURDER:
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO POINTS IS A MURDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# haha and the worst part is that that is most definitely the caption on some sappy mystery novel somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# MURDER.. FOR CHRISTMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# MURDER... FROM A GUN!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO MURDERS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# DEAR SANTA, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM FIND THE BODIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# SAVE ROOM FOR RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:37, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# could be porn, could be santa...
...could be both.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:15, archived)
# DING DONG!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# uh-oh, i'm all out of xmas.
almost bedtime though. i'm nearly gone....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Death with honour!
Sayonara!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# oh my.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# ouch the pun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)