Fuck a Gorilla and Die


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(madvoodoo it must be the moon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:23, archived)

he loves it.
o no! siv!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:24, archived)

How do you mean?
Fuck the Gorilla and die the hair on your shoulders blue?
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:22, archived)

aaaahhhahhahhahah!
 
YES
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:25, archived)

Is this where Chavkids come from?

( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)

same end, different process.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:48, archived)

haha well said

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)

hello you!
doing well?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)

i'm alright thanks
hows tricks?
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)

super duper here.
of to bed soon, but work has been good and my body is co-operative lately. and i see kitties tomorrow.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:21, archived)

i don't get to see kitties very often anymore :-(
but when i visit home, it's great to see them
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:23, archived)

you need surrogate kitties to visit.
see if a local shelter needs anyone to feed or offer playtime. you can put in a few hours a week, feel good about it and make you and some homeless kitties happy.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:26, archived)

hmmmm..
 
how does one do that without eventually adopting the poor little buggers?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)

i think that's the idea :-D
but i'm off to bed, g'night all
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:37, archived)

'night!

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:38, archived)

that "blobbiemorph" thing in your profile will haunt my dreams for years to come.
just an addendum.
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:42, archived)

i fucking love blobbiemorph.
i open it up in two or three windows at once, drives mosquitoes out of the house like snap!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)

Blobbie, blobbie, WHAT'S YOUR SHAPE?!

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:56, archived)

i bet if we look into it, CRASS were behind it.
2:00 am here, i'm off. pats to all good kitties!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:58, archived)

Wow.
I should check people's profiles more often.
( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)

shhhh!
he gets to volunteer and adopt!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:39, archived)

I TREAT KITTENS LIKE I TREAT WOMEN

( hanke, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:12, archived)

poo babies,
A valid explanation.
Many thanks,
Hummel
( Hummel has had balls removed, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)

there's a naked woman on my tv screen.
halp!
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 6:22, archived)

HOW IS BABBY FORMED

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)

'ning folks
I've just had a pleasant breakfast of egg, bacon, sausage, tomatoes and toats

it was nice
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)

I HAD HERION AND ICE CREAM
I SUCK DICK FOR SMACK, BEN & JERRY'S
( hanke, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:08, archived)

that's jolly nice!
I hope you tipped the waitress to at least 37°
( Discomeats RUSK! FOR VICTORY!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 8:11, archived)