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[challenge entry] TOAP

i hate my owner kill me now

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 297 entries (closed)

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)
# no its fucking not.
I refuse to be christmassy until christmas day.
Where i might not be.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)
# SCROOGE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# I'm not christian anyway,
why should i celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Because you get to spend time with family!
presents.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Because Christmas is only the contemporary embodiment
of a festival that humanity has been celebrating for thousands of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# %SEASONS_GREETINGS, %FRIEND_OR_AQUAINTANCE
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# If the pagan goddess Eostre can lend her name to a Christian festival
there's no reason why I shouldn't celebrate a secular midwinter festival with a Christian name
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)
# it's begining to look a lot like christmas
c'mon sing along now
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# NEVAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# you WILL sing along
and you will like it
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I'll get the cardboard guitar!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# i think he has died :'(
havn't seen him "busking" for a while now
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)
# NO!!!
*cries*
FIND HIS BODY AND TAKE MASSES OF PHOTOS. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# he has already cremated himself
guess the diet of bin food and cider wasn't doing it for him
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Now you're just confusing me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)
# you're allowed to be christmasy on christmas eve...
after all that is when all the presents are bought
(Cluster, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Why an I looking at a picture of your Sky TV dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# decorated
for chrimbo silly lampshadehead dog
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Well why don't you ram a tree up its arse and strangle it with fairy lights then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)
# would
but she smells abit on account she dead
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Even better.
I'll get the shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# 6 paces
from the weepin willow 10 paces north


X

marks the spot
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Does it have the same trouble picking up Channel 4 +1 as I do?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# not
if he cocks a leg

pffft
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *giggles*
You said leg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)
# you
said "giggles"
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)
# no, not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# in the words of the newsletter...
www.isitchristmas.com
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Thats useful
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)
# What about this?
www.isitchristmas.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Was there a point in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# i clicked
4 times
silly me
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Yes.
Comic amusement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Admit it, you were trying to horse-roll us, and fucked up the link.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Nope, if I was going to horse you, I'd do this
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
That way you'd all think "Hmm...there's something funny about that link" and click it, and get horsed anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Er.
No. I would mouseover and think "Hmmm...the horse again, eh? Not today, thanks, Hitler!" because I always think like a 40's nightwatchman.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Uhuh.
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# wah
my eyes/ears/brain hurt
(Cluster, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# suicidal animal comp?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)
# fearit
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)
# "click"
i licks this
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
satellite dish dog ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)