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# I HAVE A RIGHT TO BEARDICK.
OR WAS THAT DICKBEARS??
...HANG ON A SEC, I'LL ASK...
HE SAYS, I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I WISH I WAS YOUR MOTHER SO I COULD SPANK YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS SOMETHING BAD YOU DONE SAID.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# You have the right to.. YIFF.. IN.. HELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY LIKE IN THEIR BUTT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# You can't kill them if they're already dead to our Lord Jesus Christ
that's just called taking out the trash.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)
# THERE IS NO ROOM IN HEAVEN FOR THE HOMASEXSHUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# YEAH, I DON'T WANT THEM ALL GAYING UP THE NEW JERUSALUM.
JESUS MIGHT GET TURNED ON.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# HE WOULD BE TOO GOOD AT HANDJOBS
SEX IS NOT ABOUT FUN, IT'S ABOUT MAKING MORE PEOPLE TO ACTUALLY WORK AND PAY FOR THE POPES GOLDEN SHITTER.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)
# NOT TO MENTION THE PAYOUTS FOR TINY SHITTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# WELL, ONCE TINY SHITTERS ANYWAY, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# damn straight
just think what he could do with those nail holes in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# I could imagine this, because I have a penis
Though I suppose you could fantasize about putting a bike lock through his hands and chaining him to the headboard of his bed and then fucking him dry with a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# hand me a tissue please.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# *goes to hand you a tissue*
*tries to shake it free from my open hand*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)