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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:20, archived)

CRIKEY!
:)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)

Why so sad liddle feeshi?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:21, archived)

Cos stingrays keep swimming overhead
and committing suicide with a barb to the heart.

Enough to ruin anyone's day...
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:23, archived)

yeh, this^too

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)

Do you know
I never even noticed the suicide part

I must have blinked every time those 2 frames appeared :o| How odd
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)

:P
*mutters about comedy timing, lack of appreciation, short attention spans*
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

Of course I have a short attention span
Why do you think I keep coming heF5
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)

sorry, what was that?
I got distracted right after "coming"
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

I normally fall asleep

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)

Which is a problem when travelling down the M1 at 70mph
I found
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)

Indeed...
pfft
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

he normally gets upset if I fall asleep

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

Oh the contrary
You know how you kept complaining of those weird early-morning liquid anal discharges?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:38, archived)

I assumed that was the döner...

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)

No, just the donor
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:40, archived)

kebap the puns

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:42, archived)

you're soße-lly

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:43, archived)

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

all this talk
of anal discharge and vomit is giving me unwanted flashbackas to a certain online video I finally saw yesterday
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:44, archived)

aww, it's cute

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)

Starwars kid?

( Mstandot, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:46, archived)

Charlie the unicorn and candy mountain?
oh, wait. That's livers.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

kidney
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

Argh.
I stand sit corrected
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

indeed
especially when someone has cheated in a game on ludo and has now seen the error of her ways and is attending Acholoics Watchers classes in a bid to curb her addiction to online gambling sites.
( freebs the wo-orld... let them know it's Chris' Nap Time, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)

not if you like their tasty wings!!
mmm-mm!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

his scales read 15lbs and he reckons he'll only put weight on over xmas, if anything

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:24, archived)

Do fish have scales?

( Mstandot, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:30, archived)

No
Stop reading that Space Catholic Propaganda.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:31, archived)

my missus told me something interesting about Catholicism yesterday
but I can't remember what it was


/dull blog
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:33, archived)

They are going to reject Christ in the new year?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:34, archived)

it might have been Judaism

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:36, archived)

AIDS ftw?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:37, archived)

funniest out of context reply today!

( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

haha
it's slightly in context... but still doesn't entirely make sense.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:45, archived)

this so reminds me of this:
www.crashonline.org.uk/02/images/scuba.gif
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:25, archived)

ah the perils of the deep

( amoebaboy is polishing the buddah, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)

lovely
great swaying motion
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:27, archived)

Marvellous
:)
( the holly and the ivv, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:28, archived)

heh
this is brill as ever
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:29, archived)

This is excellent!
Woo!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:41, archived)

Heh!
*drowns*
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

that's really ace.

( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)

Marvellous.

( Mstandot, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:26, archived)

Hahaha
Nice Sig too!

:P
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:39, archived)

*bows Aztec-style*

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:47, archived)

:D

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)

hahaha.

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)