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[challenge entry] speedboat

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(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
Alternatively he could just change colour to look like Jimmy Carr:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)
# i wish i'd thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Well it's better to have your own brand dartboard
Than your own brand Jimmy carr:P

EDIT: Admittedly both are big and round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# you deserve more than your BFH for that
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)
# very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# nicely done
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# i love this
remember it i do yessss
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:35, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# I like this
I learnt recently that chameleons don't actually change colour to camoflage themselves.
I was a bit gutted, it's like when you found out Santa wasn't real.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)
# What are you trying to say about santa?
*blinks back tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry,
I misspelt 'Satan'.

*phew*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)
# QI?
They do change colour though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)
# probably, or the QI book.
Yup, but it's more mood-related.

Are there any genuine colour-changing-for-camo animals?

Ooooh, pretty chameleon:
science.howstuffworks.com/animal-camouflage2.htm

EDIT: Oh, cuttlefish do.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I think squid can get lighter or darker..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Humans do
They just use clothing to achieve that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# yes but that's cheating somewhat.
(yes I know our intelligence is genetic etc etc etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Well you didn't stipulate!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)
# much as I like QI
it's full of shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)
# explain.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)
# everything is to set up traps for Alan Davies
half the time they don't even give a right answer and often it's "facts" along the lines of "paedophiles share more genes with crabs than humans, there's no scientific evidence..." i.e. one person has claimed something so the thing that everyone knows is true might not be. For example, the chinese invented golf.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)
# I remember from an interview with Stephen Fry that most of the questions are sent in
The are then investigated by their team of researchers but if you'd like to back your information with fact I'd be most interested to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)
# it would involve too much typing
and I'm off now.
Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:13, archived)
# fucking hell!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgtYWUybIE

(an octopus)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# hmmm.
didn't know that. they're more like cuttlefish, really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# This is awesome
In sort of related news, some poor love's gone and chucked themselves in from on a train at Tring station, and the fuzz have closed it all off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Well a) If I was in Tring I'd have jumped in front of a train ages ago
and b) if the police had the power to close Tring down why didn't they do it before?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)
# You've never been to Tring.

It's a lovely place, full of posh bastards who are obviously too upper class to pick up their dogshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# How do you know I haven't been to Tring!
As it happens I've just got back from there. I love the station I have to admit, no security cameras so I can quite literally get away with murder:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)
# heh
thats top class!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I like it.




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(Pachey, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)
# cool banana!
take a woo:

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# great thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hell yes
This is fuckin great!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:53, archived)