After having unprotected sex, Chris was horrified to find...

...he had caught a dose of cubic mice!
Edit:(Its 'pubic lice', init!?)

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(son of crazymum, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)

awwww!
adorable!
( evil pixie, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)

Ooooo.
There's a lot of good stuff around, and so soon after closing time too....
( Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)

woo
yay
( uberphil, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)

piss easy
to catch in a trap though...
(carlossthejackass, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)

Just be very careful
when positioning the trap. You don't want to be using crushed nuts for bait.
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)

oooweeerrrr!
fnarrrrrrr..
(carlossthejackass, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)

that's almost as terrible as
spherical cows
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)

hehe
dorty feckin' bastards.
( GR33DY, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)

Aww...
and ewwwwww!
Simultaneous.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)

w/y/h
superb. give that 'shopper a cigar.
( Dr. Theopolis 's evil twin, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 15:34, archived)

LMAO
eeewwww
(Cow, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 20:13, archived)