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(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Well if anyone has to worry about global warming...
Woo!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good morrow to all!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning old bean.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Howdy!
Mum's birthday today, she's ooooollllddddd
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Don't say that to her face.
I did to mine.
She murdered me.

Like, for real, bro.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, it's fine, Granny Pam already got her a "Happy 40th" card,
forgetting that she's 39.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Happy 40-1 Birthday!
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:01, archived)
# She'd rip your head off for THAT.
And she's already annoyed that I gave her black tea, instead of white, because there's no milk left.
RACIST!!!

Edit: Oh, and she hates cooking. My sister bought her a cook book from both of us.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'd go to the shops to get some if she wants*.
*if there wasn't a 200-mile distance between us
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Well, so would I,
but that means you need money.
And an umbrella
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You can stand under my umbrella.
Ella ella ay ay ay
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# *blows head off with haloesque shotgun*
*pisses on your carcass*
*dances in your pool of blood*
*blows you up with nitroglycerine*

I. FUCKING. HATE. THAT. SONG.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'ning squire.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# 'nong the witch is dead
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Which old witch?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:08, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Two snowmen sitting together
One says 'Can you smell carrot?'

.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# oh dear.
you silly silly silly bugger.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says 'Can you smell fish?'
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
loon
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I want the royalties for that:P
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:47, archived)
# I heard it by Dave Spikey.
I think it's been around a bit.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)
# It is an old one:)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:53, archived)
# yeh
think dave spikey's great grandad told him when he was 30 (and spikey was 5)
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ...aaaand i'd like to congratulate that joke
on its 200th birthday.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:50, archived)
# OK then
Two snowmen sitting together.
One says 'Who gave you that black eye?!':P
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)
# gnnng
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:55, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:44, archived)
# haha!
ace.
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 10:46, archived)
# pff
I think it's alright if you put the lumps back into the ground once you've finished with them
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)
# hehe
aceness
(, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Fuck me!
Yet another Generation II member pops up out of nowhere.

Good to see you back, old man.
(, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Boo to global warming
Mister Slim, long time not see online or otherwise. Shall have to have words with Mr Jones.

Hope you're well.
(, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 11:10, archived)