Just a thought...
.

.
( paranoiaman, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)

I saw that!
It was great, except I went with my nan, whom I love dearly but has no capacity or tolerance for modern art and whinged the whole way round.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:40, archived)

is your nan modern?
well then.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)

i'm not chinese
but i love char siu chow mein

EDIT: g'night all, i is full of tiredness and poops, so i'm off.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)

Have you tried..
The Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

DENIED!

( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)

GAME OOON!

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)

SCHWING!

( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

I'm The Leprechaun!

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

ASSphincter says WHAT?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

In that case I'll just cross the t's and dot the...
lower case j's!
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)

"Can I be Frank?"
"Sure. Can I still be Garth?"
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)

So there I was, trying to fill a brandy glass
with one thousand brown MMs or Ozzy wasn't going to go on stage...

EDIT: Looks like I win Waynes World Quote-off!
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)

I think you do
But only because a car came along and interrupted the game. CAR!

GAME ON!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:31, archived)

DAMN!
You're a worthy adversary, I doff my Wayne's World cap to you.

Party on doctorsax.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)

Just one more for my own amusement...
"It's sucking my will to live!"

Party on, rhyme minister!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)

Then allow me one more,
"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"

wooowoowooowoowooo
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)

OH EM EFF GEE
You're a Conchords fan aren't you?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)

Well spotted!
I'd love to conversate with you about them some other time perhaps. I'm having a hard time staying awake so I'm going to say goodnight to you and to all of b3ta!

GOODNIGHT!
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)

Night
Some other time it shall be.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)

yes
if i was chinese i'd have been called porkem yung
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)

Ahhahahaa

( Dekionplexis IV SEPTEMBER 08 - USA Vs IRAN - Don't delay, book now, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)

messy.

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)

but
tasty
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)

you put it in your mouth afterwards?
...awesome.


Woah, this is getting crude now
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

you should see
what i can do with my chopsticks
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)

christbadgers!
you're keeping me up!


I'm usually in bed by now...whahey!
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

are you using
my chopsticks for splints? they'll keep you up!

bed is for the weak.
and for sexing, but only when the kitchen floor is dirty.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)

are you implying that I should sustain my rigidity?

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:14, archived)

rigidity ftw
i always try to keep a stiff upper lip
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)

I've been told I have some very wooden features.

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)

i've been told i have the face of a movie star
unfortunately, it was marty feldman.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)

Cod-eye ftw!

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)

hahahaha!
that's what i call my dad!

also, g'night!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)

g'night! :)
think I'll retire now aswell.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)

To a Carribean island?
And a good night to you sir.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)

My nan is modern

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

hahaha!
My nan is modem.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)

Is it ADSL?
A Delicious Side Loaf?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)

No it's free delivery.







dial-up
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:13, archived)

Hehehe. Nice.
Although it must take 4 times as long to get any food.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)

Yeah it's a bitch.
My ISP* is shit.





*Indian snack provider
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:20, archived)

EVERYONE GATHER 'ROUND.
NOT YOU NAAN.

BEEP.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

HAHAHA!
"You'll eat what he eats, a simple curry with a couple of naans. TWO MAGGOT BHUNAS!"
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!
this is funnier than it should be
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)

Everything's funnier than it should be at 3am
I would never have done this during daylight hours
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)

I'm prefering this to daytime.
It moves too quick for me during the day.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:11, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly
People are also more receptive to my very poorly-made images at night, which is why I like it.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)

Exactly.
Gay-shift FTW!
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)

Why's it called the gay shift anyway?

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)

the aproximate number of gay members that appear at night are greater
than those of the day.
but it was changed to 'SUPERHAPPYFUNTIME' then to something else but I forget.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)

Hehe... members.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:38, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta#The_gay_shift
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:40, archived)

Of course... should have checked the wiki.
*slaps forehead*
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)

Also availabe in a mini version.
b3ta.wik.is/
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:49, archived)

Haha
Very nice. I should have looked at that before I read the whole wikipedia one...
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)

this is true
my mate called me once at about 3 a.m to tell me that his beloved cat, pepsi, had just been run over. my neighbour, who was watching horror films with me, said "awww, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi!"
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:11, archived)

Hahahahaha
I am typing through tears of laughter. That is genius.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:13, archived)

my poor mate was sobbing his heart out
while i was on the other end of the phone, roaring with laughter.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)

Well...
You've got to laugh, haven't you?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:20, archived)

yes. yes you have.
fortunately, he sees the funny side of it now.
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)

haha
dead cat!
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)

now
it floats....
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)

I guess that makes it...
A pepsi float.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)

ha

(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)

ba-dum
tish!

g'night!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)

I envy your ability to leave the boards!
Night!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)

hahahaha
you bastard. That is very good.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)

Thanks
I thought it was pretty bad personally
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)

precisley.
So well done.
(monkdagola words delude me, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)

Excellent
I'll try to keep up the bad work
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)

TJ: Just saw
b3ta.com/board/7899751

Woo!
( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)

Wear it with pride.
I showed my mum and she told me I was a fool.
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)

Needs more Magnets

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)

magnets magenta
( the_rhyme_minister needs a DJ name, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)