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# i'm not chinese
but i love char siu chow mein

EDIT: g'night all, i is full of tiredness and poops, so i'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Have you tried..
The Cream of Sum Yung Guy?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)
# DENIED!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)
# GAME OOON!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:04, archived)
# SCHWING!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I'm The Leprechaun!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# ASSphincter says WHAT?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# In that case I'll just cross the t's and dot the...
lower case j's!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
# "Can I be Frank?"
"Sure. Can I still be Garth?"
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# So there I was, trying to fill a brandy glass
with one thousand brown MMs or Ozzy wasn't going to go on stage...

EDIT: Looks like I win Waynes World Quote-off!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# I think you do
But only because a car came along and interrupted the game. CAR!

GAME ON!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:31, archived)
# DAMN!
You're a worthy adversary, I doff my Wayne's World cap to you.

Party on doctorsax.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# Just one more for my own amusement...
"It's sucking my will to live!"

Party on, rhyme minister!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Then allow me one more,
"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder?"

wooowoowooowoowooo
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# OH EM EFF GEE
You're a Conchords fan aren't you?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Well spotted!
I'd love to conversate with you about them some other time perhaps. I'm having a hard time staying awake so I'm going to say goodnight to you and to all of b3ta!

GOODNIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Night
Some other time it shall be.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# yes
if i was chinese i'd have been called porkem yung
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Ahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# messy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)
# but
tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:01, archived)
# you put it in your mouth afterwards?
...awesome.


Woah, this is getting crude now
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# you should see
what i can do with my chopsticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# christbadgers!
you're keeping me up!


I'm usually in bed by now...whahey!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# are you using
my chopsticks for splints? they'll keep you up!

bed is for the weak.
and for sexing, but only when the kitchen floor is dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)
# are you implying that I should sustain my rigidity?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:14, archived)
# rigidity ftw
i always try to keep a stiff upper lip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# I've been told I have some very wooden features.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# i've been told i have the face of a movie star
unfortunately, it was marty feldman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Cod-eye ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
that's what i call my dad!

also, g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# g'night! :)
think I'll retire now aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)
# To a Carribean island?
And a good night to you sir.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)