Whenver manwife gets ill he hallucinates.
I am very used to ill people talking bollocks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Of course you are. You're here.
*hires*
*fires*
*perspires*
*retires*
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

MEAN!
I just want another job. Anybody in the Bucks area want someone who's absolutely shit hot at Customer Service?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)