More rubbish from the Rastus stable...

( Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

HAHAHA!
Woo!
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)

i like this. it is,
to use a now unfashionable term, bonkers
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)

What happened
to the word "knockers"? No one uses it any more. Used to make me grin.

Very popular in the 80s.... now also unfashionable
( Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

As a child* I used to run around screaming
"knickers, knackers, knockers!", not know what any of them were...


*30 year old man
( Hamster Trippin' - It's you! It's me! It's Danzig!, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)

Haha, nicely

( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)

Yours
is better.

I doff my cap to you sir!
( Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

Nah, yours is better.
Cheers though.

I really wish I'd changed "knickers" to "Bikini Bottoms" =D
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)

My mother's maiden name
is "bottoms"... I shit you not.

I'm thinking maybe a compo re. mother's maiden names, but don't have the imagination to figure out how we could 'shop that.
( Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

Haha, apart from yours.
My mum's is just a name, with no meaning in real life, it would be unpossible!
( Professor Kenny Martin is pantswipingly well thanks, crikeyhead, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)

why does sue look like
david walliams dressed as a woman?
if i were bob, i would've stuck with my wife
( plentyofants http://lidlbuylidl.blogspot.com/, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)

his wife isn't all that

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)

What the
hell is this??

Strangely compelling. Inexplicable.
( Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)