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# The second in a series of crap science jokes that should have stayed in my head.

(It's an iron ion ironing.)
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Very Look Around You
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# But executed without the talent.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# When bonded with magnesium,
iron atoms lose an ion to magnesium.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# FAIL
Metals cannot react with other metals!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# It's easy to get confused with science.
It was magnesium oxide.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# SCIENCE
It's a FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I am tired of science.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# SCIENCE IS TIRED OF YOU
*unleashes the awesome power of science*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *stores energy using science*
*re-unleashes thus unto thee*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Top capacitor work there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I HAVE DANDELION AND BURDOCK
KNEEL BEFORE ME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# You're going to fail chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I already know that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# It has a very positive attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It's in an excited state.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I'm sure ferrous another pun somewhere...
Actually, no, that was a shit one.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ion-ly wanted to post a picture, I never expected these puns.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I was going to say "It's been watching Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"
Now I must think of another pun!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Thinking up these puns is a bonding experience.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# How irradiating!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# These puns are a reflection on us all.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Sit in the corner
and refract on what you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# sorry, I got diffracted.
I started thinking about some very X-rayted things.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# UV careful what you think about now.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Stop having a go at me, you might make me angry.
Sometimes I just see (infra) red
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Just ride out the anger
Ride it out like a micro wave
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# We're punning with such frequency here..
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:16, archived)
# LOL
I'm doing stuff with elements and shit for revision atm.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I was reading about Iron overload and tissue damage in the body,
and this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cool.
I'm revising it in geology as we have to do Half lifes and shizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# For some reason i've ended up on the wikipedia page for Asbestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# It's very easy to get lost in wikipedia and find interesting but completely irrelevant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Its not that irrelivent, as its a mineral
but now i'm on flame retardants.

That is irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I bet your next click will be to the 'retards' page.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# "What do you mean I'm on there?"
Silly Callum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! I HAVE BEEN AWAY WITHOUT INTERNETS
so here's a compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# welcome back to the internets!
Nothing much has happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# phew!
I was thinking i'd missed a whole lot of cdcs for a second.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Don't believe the lies!
We're all living in the future now!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Thats what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# arf thats bad!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# this took me too long,
I am a chemist and I waas working along the lines of "Ferrous pressing"

4rf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# haha, you made the mistake of thinking I'd have come up with something clever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I only know 2 chemistry jokes*
and both are shite :)

*excluding practical jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# where does mercury come from?










hg wells.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# 3 then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I see your science joke
and raise you a worse one

(bambambambambam, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:06, archived)
# haha, join the party.
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)