How can she stand next to Katie Holmes and not want to die?
Katie Holmes looks more lovely and elegant every time I see her, whereas Victoria Beckham looks more and more like a badly cut up ex porn star with fucking anorexia.
Look at those awful excuses for tits. I mean REALLY.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:33,
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Look at those awful excuses for tits. I mean REALLY.
I enhanced her a bit too
CFS
Although didn't do much to her implanted bits...
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:35,
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Although didn't do much to her implanted bits...
Only a tiny bit.
It's still the same excuse for a woman. And she used to be so very, very fit.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:36,
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You certainly did - she's actually the same height as Cruise.
See?
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:51,
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See?
Look how lovely Mel C is.
Geri's another one who can fuck off- she had a lovely figure on her and then she obviously decided to stop being a woman.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:52,
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Oh dear...
...it took me far too long to realise that was shopped.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 19:26,
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Stranger things have happened, I suppose.
I just know if I looked that unhealthy intentionally, I'd be jealous of a lovely looking girl like her.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:37,
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Maybe she's just happy with the attention she recieves already.
Like being idealised somewhat on ugly betty, at least in narrative.
And there's the money.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:40,
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And there's the money.
Idealised for showing that to be really, really successful, you have to be severely underweight. (or at least, it helps)
Excuse me while I show a complete lack of being impressed.
The money's good, she can burn it to keep warm.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:43,
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The money's good, she can burn it to keep warm.
True there's no morals in there, but would she give a shit?
I think not, sadly.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:44,
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I don't think she's given anything approaching a shit for a good few years.
Maybe a white pellet made of mainly protein tablets every six months.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:46,
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Well yes a diet to make a dystopian dictator's food management blush would hinder her crapping.
But she wouldn't give an equivalent measure of shit.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:53,
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You are not wrong, actually.
She's a lovely looking girl. Not doing any of this 'omg look at my vulva' thing a lot of the young Hollywood people do now. Which is refreshing.
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:44,
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She's been corrupted in other ways though
If only some of the claims are to be believed about the CoS's influences on her...
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:49,
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A quick google search for "katie holmes" scientology
Turns up a depressingly large number of results...
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Mon 7 Jan 2008, 17:56,
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