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# CRABNETS™

'Giant' refers to the size of the purchased product. We can in no way guarantee the magnetism of giant crabs
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# THOSE
are properly drawn crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I was a giant crab magnet once
It was not pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I cannot express my apologies enough..
If this image brings up terrible memories for you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I was on tour at the time and couldn't get to a doctor.
I was informed, and quite acurately, that lighter fluid did the trick. I just wasn't told about the skin pealage atferwards:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# giant shitty fucking crab magnets
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# What worries me is
That you know that they're shitty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I was looking for a product to attract giant crabs, and was temporarily excited.
Having seen your disclaimer, I will have to continue my search.
*walks off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I apologise.
We may, however, offer a giant-crab magnet for attracting said giant crabs at a limited time offer of £34.99.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hmmm, that's a little more pricey than I anticipated. You may have to sweeten the deal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# *dusts it with icing sugar*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# AWESOME I'LL TAKE 5
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *smug look*
*closes sale*

*takes cash and runs off into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# THESE AREN'T ATTRACTING GIANT CRABS THEY'RE PULLING MY ORGANS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *cackles maniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *Curses Pineapple with dying breath*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# MAGNETS!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# SERIOUS MAGNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Magnús Magnússon bandwagon: IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# NEVAR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Yay!
Shitty Fucking magnets!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# haha brill!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# MAGNITS!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# haha :) I think that's the best thing I've seen all day
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# And a happy b3taday I hope it was too!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# It could have been better.
/exam in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Man, that sucks colossal donkey balls.
Good luck with it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Cheers.
Hopefully it'll be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# JML was taken over recently...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# By a price busting tree?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# just this branch
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh leaf it out..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Where did all these puns stem from?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I think we got the wrong end of the stick this time
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Well, I think tree should stop this now
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Fucking, shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# fucking, shitty crabnets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 8 Jan 2008, 7:32, archived)