SkuG, thank you :)

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7949488
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

TJ: Someone with some vague Flash talent needs to make something of this
b3ta.belm.co.uk/Save_The_Children.mp3

It's gold. Pure gold.
(Dave Trouser is here, what now?, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

This
Is *AWESOME*. I love it really really hard.
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

Hahaha!
Now this is funny.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

So that took you 20 minutes? You bastard.
Jealous woo.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

*looks at clock*
*looks at glass*

*pours*
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

*looks at cock*
*looks at ass*

*purrs*
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

*calls bennyhillslovechild*

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

You rang?

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE'S A LIAR.
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

LIES!
*waits*
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

Your balls...
My chin. Now. :)
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

That's...
...just Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

hahahaha!!
you big clever
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

That's one small sperm for Britain...

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

In space...
...no-one can hear you *FWAP*
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

some type of mirror or really flexible?
i'm confused
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

this is a silly thread
silly thread is silly
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)

I AM GOING TO DRAW A SILLY ANIMAL
SUGGEST AN ANIMAL FOR ME TO MAKE SILLY =]
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

STOATS
LOTS of stoats :D
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

in coats

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

sailing boats

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

HOKAY =]

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

STOAT!

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

O HELLO!

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

Dung beetle


no an ant,


wait....an emu???


Cock-a-doodle-piss this is hard
(Fluffy Face has a face full of fluff, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

umm...
Samurai Pizza Cats!!!
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Wooolalalaoalaooo!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

Woo!!!
*Clicks like a mofo*

I remember a cartoon by the same name in the early nineties. The phrase just popped into my head. I believed it would give me pleasure.
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)

Does that mean I can post this?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)

Hee =]
Can I post something silly too then?
( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

No,
it means you MUST
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

er
yeeess!
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

That's...
...a fuck of a lot of cocaine right there.

Woo.
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

He's the Pope, he can take as much cocaine as he wants.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

LOL MONGS
LOL MONGS R FUNNY

goodbye b3ta.
( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)

HELLO AGAIN!
LOL!!!
( kinks Speak up Brown - you're through, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

LOL
So you didn't actually take in what I was saying, then.

edit:

"The bottom line: if a joke is funny, then it's funny, no matter how sick it is. If it's a simple MONGS LOL, MONGS R FUNNY picture, then you're a cunt and you need to fuck off. Either get a sense of humour, or spend some time dealing with other human beings"

Clear enough, I thought. Obviously personal opinion has a part to play, but c_kick's animation is funny. Simply posting a picture of somebody with a disability and expecting all the brain-dead wankers on here to laugh at it, in the usual knee-jerk MONGSLOL fashion, is not funny. How is this complicated?
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

note the b3ta thread in the monitor....

( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)

...
erm... what?
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

i edited a picture onto the monitor...
do you see it?
( SkUG why did the lion get lost? cos JUNGLE IS MASSIVE!, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

So thats how the world ends
in a grey blur
(Fluffy Face has a face full of fluff, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

HAHA, ace =D

( MrPineapple mrpineappleisonholiday(@)hotmail(.)com - SAY HELLO, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

I shouldn't have laughed
but I did, so clickywoo for you

:)
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

Hahaahaa!
Oh, a SPECIAL kind of hell... :D
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

...
...a SPECIAL kind of HULL?
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)

You and me both
for laughing *guilty*
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

FLOING!

(monkdagola words delude me, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

Mnnnnnng!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)

:) - Yay for 'Speshul'

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

Haha, you're a terrible person.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

HAHAHAHA

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

in fact, if I had the proper authorative power, I would invoke
a gayshift mong bandwagon
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

nnnnggg

( Skulls, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

pfffft

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

I love you

( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

[/:-)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)

mong smiley tiem
 
  WWW
  (       )
((   "   ))
 (   o   )
 
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

*gives it a go*

.,.
˚l˚
 Q

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

I just sprayed snot all over my hand
I should remember to open my mouth when laughing
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)

It started with the 'Q', obviously.
Just needed to match the rest to it. Thx.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

Won't it be great if your children are similarly afflicted?
Imagine the laughs you'll have!
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)

*switches on sarcasm-detector*
feck, no battery power left
( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)

No need.
I'm afraid I've run out of sarcasm. Blame this being day 6 of stopping smoking, or don't. I'm just fucking sick of this aspect of b3ta, and I think it doesn't reflect well on anyone who posts here.

As far as I'm concerned: jokes = good, no matter how sick they are. Simple-minded TOAP (or just P, without the TOA) = despicable, simple-minded cuntery.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

hmmmm
"The bottom line: if a joke is funny, then it's funny, no matter how sick it is. If it's a simple MONGS LOL, MONGS R FUNNY picture, then you're a cunt and you need to fuck off."

I thought it was funny. But then, I am a cunt
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

and also
should I ever have an offspring that is afflicted by a falling refrigerator, then not only shall I be most contrite, but I will also then accept the fact that yes there is a god and he does have a sense of humour after all!
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)

man, if i had a mong for a kid? i'd never leave the house.

( Skulls, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

hahahah, just imagine what joy
the dribbly little fucker would bring.
(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

I make jokes about cancer all the time
the fact is, I've lost 2 friends to this disease, but making light of something DOES take the seriousness off of it, and isn't always a bad thing, unless it's done maliciously
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

oh no no no.....I draw the line at cancer jokes.....
well - I drew a few lines....


(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)

My point is
that the casual nastiness implicit in most of the MONGSLOL posts is inherently malicious.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)

I see what you mean
but alot of people don't care, which is rather sad
( McBadger filling you with joy. In a good way., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)

This is why I have decided to keep talking about it
whenever it pops up.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)

bawoon!

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)

Never deny the "God's Fridge" theology.
God will Fridge you, whether you want him to or not.

And I'll bet you didn't even know that "fridge" was a verb, did you? You should have paid more attention in Sunday School.
( The Hedgehog From Hell lalalalala, I can't see you, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)

Here's
the bottom line ______________

here's the middle ------------

Unfortunatly, the top line is too much for any person
(Fluffy Face has a face full of fluff, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)

The first time
...I heard that joke, the last kid's name was 'Breezeblock'.
(theSHALROTH Punishing MicroKORGS since, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)

hehehe

(bennyhillslovechild Spunking tramp biscuit, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)

That's funny!

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Sun 13 Jan 2008, 1:33, archived)