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# Attention, all combatants
If you don't cease fire by Thursday morning, we'll send you a really strongly worded letter.
Then we'll send in the Ferret Taskforce.
Lots of love,
The United Nations Security Council. xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Awwwww
he's got a gun but he's fluffey!
Also: where's his big sock?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Prodigy69 nicked it
And added it to his collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Aww
poor little fella.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
 
the perfect solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Yaaaaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# This reminds me of monkeys vs penguins
That was an awesome compo.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# 'twas
I made #3 I think
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# YESSIR!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Haha
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Awwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahahahahhh!
 
FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hahhaha
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
# THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# No bridge etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Woo!
This is good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# That always happened to me in Desert Strike too!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# this really happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I can't stop laughing at this.
Stop it, damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Aww =]
Nothing like a ferret with a submachine gun to brighten your evening ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Continuing a proud mustelid tradition
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Heyloh ferret.
Can I tell you a story about me? Okay, here goes:

MY EYES ARE A RIVER OF BLOOD. OH MY FUCKING HELL, 2 DAYS OF PAINFUL, AND EXCEPTIONALLY BLOODSHOT EYES. THIS SUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 1:59, archived)
# You should have told your boyfriend to point it up your arse like usual then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Hahah :|
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# "And I'm cumming so hard, it's pouring out your eyes.
Ok? Thanks, bye."

/Jam
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Something about the internet?
MY EYES ARE A TORRENT OF PAIN, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# one thing you can try is draining them with a syringe.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I hear this works quite well.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I think I'll just spoon 'em out, let 'em drain and then FUCKING GIVE UP ON VISION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# you could make good money whoring yourself for double skullfucks though
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# do you wear contact lenses?
/is an optician. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I don't. I'm pretty sure it's Conjunctivitis, though.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1200277399/MYFUCKINGEYE.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# looks more like demonic possession to me.
 
KLAATU.. VERRATA.. NICTU!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# any discharge? Blurred vision? Photophobia?
Conjunctivitis is rarely painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# No discharge, my eye sight is appalling so I can't test for blurred vision.
Maybe it's viral, not bacterial. Either way... lame. I may Gaz you at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# It looks like and sounds like iritis, matey.
Pain is generally a bad sign. Either that or infected keratitis. Either way you need to see someone ASAP. If you could gaz me a high res. image I could have a closer look at your cornea, but a trip to A&E might be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# LAME.
Well, I gotta dash to the doctors soon anyway. I'll try pop down tomorrow. Tah for help.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Please do.
Happy to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# ^This
It looks, and I'm sure it is extremely sore.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Yeah, my eyes are torrents of suck.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Gay, but OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Silenced FN-P90? The Ferret Taskforce are clearly Special operations!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I thought it was a FN PS90
;)
and why would special ops be using the civilian version?
/part time psychopath
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# FN P90 TR
Source pics
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# damn,
I fucking hate it when I make mistakes:(
I guess I'll just have to kill you all now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# OOOH, GET YOU BOYS WITH YOUR GUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# You're not one of those
pinko poofo commo facist peaceniks, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# no, I just prefer the personal touch of cold, hard steel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# spent $3600 last year on my collection:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# so long as you don't have ten cars and live in a castle you'll probably be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)
# 1-2 cars at any given time plus a truck.
and I live in an extended boat shed.

I think I'll be fine:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE SEVEN BOATS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:53, archived)
# no,
just trusty old sea bacon.
she has motor now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# NETIQUETTE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Because
specops need to use whatever they can get their hands on?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# bamboo and string was all McGyver ever needed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# We will never surrender. No matter how cute you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# War?
HUH!
What is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# resisting oppressive governments?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
#
*adds to list*

Evenin', guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# how do!
how'd life, you still in the area?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Apparently not as much as previously thought.
And at first, it was believed not to be that much, so my belief is that it's not worth much at all!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Well . . .
who in their right mind could argue with this . . .
this most strac peacekeeper representing a peacekeeping FORCE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# made this for bf2 and never used it
(maninthespoon, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Could it turn into a kids cartoon?
"Ferret in a beret" - the exciting adventures of Frederick the Military Police Taskforce Ferret (and his beret). Episode 38 - a mixup over a suitcase at an airport leads to a security lockdown, six arrests and one firearm injury. Oh the kids will love it!
(I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 3:01, archived)
# pffft. as if.
a ferret would never wear a pale blue beret.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)