MK chavs=
OI.....OI YOU....FUCKIN....BLACK HAIR
(when my hair was black)
Oh well done there.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 22:59,
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(when my hair was black)
Oh well done there.
Chavs get a bad press, they can be helpful.
They often point out to me where I can find a local hairdresser.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:00,
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thats not a bad description
it's only an actual need to earn money that has stopped me putting on my CV that i'm an "executive ne'er-do-well"
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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Mr Gummidge, Esq.
That was cruel, I just couldn't think of anything else.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10,
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you can live for now
i don't have any assassin orangs yet...
yet...
edit: i'd hoped not
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17,
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yet...
edit: i'd hoped not
As they should be.
I've not even seen them, but I'm sure they're excellent.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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oh those kind
oh dear.
Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:02,
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Liverpool's scallys are a laugh. she's got red hair and when we were in the town centre she got heckled with "Oi whats the red hair about, are you a goff? can you do goff magic and shit?"
GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.
But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06,
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haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
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Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07,
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