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[challenge entry] Entry at rear.

From the Wrong Man For The Job challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nasty
.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# he's not an experienced proctologist
but he'll still ram his cock up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# The proctologist's creed;
One finger professionally, two fingers socially.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# three fingers
a crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
a crowd a slut
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# you promised
you wouldn't call me that anymore!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh dear God not another crying woman today.
I can't handle it. I go all silly. You're not a slut.


Just promiscuous.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that's better.
i don't mind being promiscuous, it means i get lots of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# which in turn makes you a slut
/hates world blog
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# if you give me the wool
i'll make you one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i could do with one actually
*realises how alone i am*


*cries*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# you're never alone
with schizophrenia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yes we are.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Can't argue with that I suppose.
Up the promiscuous! Pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yes
right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it's funny cause he's gay
 
oh. no, it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Errr....
More to do with wreaking excessive internal injuries on someone through the back passage and then covering up the wholoe thing when the coppers come-a-calling.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)