( printmeister has got the minerals., Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)

he should have a race with the Chris Moyles one

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

'Daddy or chips?'

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)

Dips

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

Chady!

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)

As in kiss your ---s?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

Needs more falling at the first hurdle
and having to be put down, Jeremy I mean :)
( Jahled Now with added Mac, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hahaha
Seam horserider!

:P
( XLVII Yacht Rodent!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)

But surelly he'll find some way to magnetise the horse so he floats
and find a lactose intolerant horse and give him lots of milk and then ignite him when he become bloated with methane and then ride the firey horse carcus across the finish line and then have the BBC square it with the race judges and animal cruelty investigators so he'd walk away without a care to sleep soundly on a bed of gold deblunes that night only to wake the next morning and unfold some new crazy scheme.
( hanke in stereotypical-deadbeat-boyfriend-land, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)

That must be a hermaphrodite horse
it seems to have both a cock and a cunt
(Fluffy the Defenestrator windows smashed at no extra cost!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)