I wanna cook sometin weeeally simple, right? weeeeally simple

( c_kick ™ foulomatic.hnldesign.nl: 10,391,040 combinations, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)

I want to kiss and hold hands with Jamie Oliver.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

just remember to try and avoid choking on his tongue.
and that sounds a bit filthy.
( KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)

Well, no.
That's why I want to kiss and hold hands with him. To choke him.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)

lovely
i still find him entertaining.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)

entertaining a twat
( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:42, archived)

no, i disagree
i still like him as a presenter, i like his style of cooking, and i like him moaning about kids eating crap, also jools is lovely.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)

Have to differ
Got no problems with him as a cook - I actively like his books, it's just every time he opens his gob I want to brick it up for him. Sorry.
( barryheadwound is addicted to Fantastic Contraption, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)

Arf!


( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)