Gawd


You're never too old.
(stock of temples (while stocks last), Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)

Whats black and slides down Nelsons Column?

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Ya know what Tony Newley said to me? Who are you?, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)

a morass of chewed-up blackcurrant Wine Gums

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

Winnie does like the sweets....

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Ya know what Tony Newley said to me? Who are you?, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

blind crow.
bin bag full of sick?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)

mm lovely
my dad - who used to be a headmaster - once brought home a bin bag full of still-warm stovies from a school ceilidh, only he'd left it on the back seat with our dog, who chewed through the bag and leaked 40 litres of mashed up potato, meat and onions all over itself and the car
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)

Niiiiice
What's a ceilidh?

I hope it's like a ceiling.
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)

a ceiling is far more exciting
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceilidh
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)

Ahhhhh
Are you Irish then?
( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)

We had a ceilidh band at our wedding reception
it was ace. We hired them after seeing them at a benefit ceilidh for the tsunami. that was an excellent ceilidh too, it was on St. George's Day and Billy Bragg was there singing Jerusalem. It just doesn't get much more English than that!
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)

The dark bits in pigeon shit.

( mofaha : someone's gonna bring me round, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)

Nelsons hand?

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)