I was trying to think who'd be the wrong man to perform an abortionI thought of Jesus, but then I just made it a jab at fundie pro-lifers. :D
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:18,
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If jesus went back in timeand performed a coat-hanger abortion on the Virgin Mary, then he would not exist to be able to go back in time so therefore he would get born as normal, and so would be able to go back in time, which means he wouldn't exist, so...
PARADOX!!!!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:22,
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The subject is voidBecause that's supposedly Mary Magdalen in the picture.
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26,
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Ah!My bad. I thought she'd look more like a whore!
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:29,
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SorryI should have tarted her up a bit.
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:33,
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LIESCoathangers weren't invented back then, and he couldnt have taken one with him because then he would have mutated like Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park (The Fly).
Ummmmm.
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p,
Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:27,
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Don't be daftHow did they hang up their robes then?
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:31,
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On MulesBig tall ears you see.
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:37,
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Idea for another photoshop?I think so!
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Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:34,
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Ah thank you.Didn't see the C there, so forgot it was a compo.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com,
Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:26,
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