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[challenge entry] Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Deaf

From the Dogs With Amusing Noses challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# not dead then?
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Instant
Piissss
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# no, deaf
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# WOOO!
very poor gagwork! fred YAK! woo boab! nice use of pistolstar on yer site! - just had broadband installed at work! - my life is complete!
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# You appear to have swapped your full stop button with your exclamation mark button
by mistake
;)
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# no problem sir
I had to make something up quick though as my sources (*looks askance) let me down. Now just be sure and be good at Bannerman's next week as I'll likely pop in.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# No
He's dead.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Good alliteration
But where's the piccie?
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Ken Dodd's Dead Dad's Dog's Deaf?
Say that with a willy in your mouth.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I'll give it a try
Mmmnnn Mnnomm Mneeemmn Mnnom Mem
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# ew
in public too, you filthy bugger.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# 'That with a willy in you mouth'
/ducks
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Now THAT
will be being used as a chat up line this evening.

*applies moisturiser to face as being slapped can cause dry skin*
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i can't bend my back that much,
but i'll try...

ngnngnng...(breath)...NNNNGGGNGGGNG nope, sorry.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)