This.
Smooth peanut butter is so fucking wrong it makes me want to be a Catholic just so I can say sorry for knowing of its very existence properly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahahahaha

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)