On the third strike, the time will be....

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)

I spy an FP.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

cheers for stopping it happening :)

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:04, archived)

I have no power here.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:05, archived)

your
powers are useless old man
( Finite is feeling pretty damn good, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:06, archived)

If you strike me down
I will become more powerful than you could im-Owww that really hurt!
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

"They say 'We don't need you any more, old man'"
"You fucking idiots. You wouldn't even get a sunset." - Chris T-T
( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

words are power

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)

I think there are quite a lot of "terrorists" who would disagree.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

and authors/speakers/politicians/psychologists etc who would agree

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

do as we say or we kill your little girl.

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

Or
"Since talking doesn't seem to work, we're going to knock over your buildings."
( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:13, archived)

You can kill more people with one sentence than you can with a suicide bomber.
But only if you're George Bush and that sentence is 'oooh that's a pretty button, I hope it's the 'bring me a burger' button...'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

:D

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

It's a hell of a lot easier to kill someone by shooting them than it is by shouting "Bang!" at them, though.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:17, archived)

Heart condition?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

Most crack addicts are so young that their hearts are still quite strong.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Silly vagabond
crack addicts isn't people....
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

Hippy.

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

I can't be a hippy
the car I most covet is an Aston Martin DB4. Or a '59 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

stop coveting!
you'll go to hell now!
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:28, archived)

I can't help it.
But I think God appreciates the difference between covetting a pretty car and stabbing someone up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

thow shall not covet thy neighbours ox
Don't want want others have got.

It's as much of a rule as not killing.
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

My neighbours haven't got an ox OR a db9. Nobody I know does.
I'm allowed to appreciate that something's beautiful.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:36, archived)

Just ask the Bible...

( Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

Actually, anyone killed in the name of Christianity has been killed
by someone who's deliberately not paying attention to the ten commandments, namely the one that says 'DON'T KILL ANYONE'

I'm a Christian, you see. I've got the commandments down.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

*covets manwife*

( Joe Scaramanga soft creamy toffee in a milk chocolate cup, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

NO
MY Manwife. My big furry monkey, you can't have him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

I know a few Christians (church going)
who use illegal software, listen to copied music, wish they had an iPhone, etc etc etc

Hypochritical wankers - most of them - not all, I'm sure you're perfect missy ;)


also, those commandments don't apply to the people who made them up, otherwise the crusades really wouldn't have happened.
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

I may listen to a bit of copied music
but it tends to be old stuff I have no chance of getting my mitts on. Or mashed-up songs that you can't get on CD.

It's naughty still, I know. But manwife and I are some of the only people I know that still buy albums and DVDs, instead of downloading.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

I do too, but I'm in no way religious
You don't have to have a list of rules written down and a huge money making corporation that invests heavily in arms manufacturers in the name of god to be a good person ;)
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:32, archived)

Of course not.
But I'm not a Christian in terms of 'walking the walk' as I can do pretty much all of that anyway just trying to live as a good person. For me it's much more internal than that. And I really don't want to force it on others either, I'm probably the naughtiest little godbotherer there ever was, as my religion's only for me, it's not something I ever want to force on people. As long as you're nice that's all I care about.


As long as you're nice and you provide me with cream buns. And not the Van Wilder kind.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

LIES!!!!!!!!!
you have lain with my oxen, i have photos.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:26, archived)

You forced me to, of course you have photos.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:29, archived)

i didn't force you
i just suggested it
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:34, archived)

Suggested with a cattle prod after 5 cans of special brew.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:37, archived)

Ripping off Simon Munnery...
They say that the pen is mightier than the sword.

Very well. They can have a pen. I shall have a sword. Let's put it to the test.


Admirable animation, as ever...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THE CURSE THE CURSE!!!

'ningles all and woo grilled bakery of gleeness.
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:20, archived)

*clickity click*
lovely stuff, and flawlessly done. :)
( bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:07, archived)

Absolutely excellent.
*vicariously experiences woo*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:08, archived)

Great
Aren't things better when they're smooth. I like smooth.
( durbster has a new game on his website, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:10, archived)

except Peanut Butter

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:11, archived)

This.
Smooth peanut butter is so fucking wrong it makes me want to be a Catholic just so I can say sorry for knowing of its very existence properly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahahahaha

( A Vagabond is better now, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

Sandpaper?
not good when it's smooth
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

fine grade glasspaper
almost smooth, and very useful. I've had the same sheet of fine grade glasspaper for about 5 years now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:25, archived)

nice lower class action!
WOO!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

This needs to be on the front of a DVD.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

'Ning Cap't

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

Ning duderino.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:23, archived)

if I find the time
I'm going to do a Victorian Robocop next :D
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:12, archived)

Created by Brunel
Driven by Steam
Controlled by Robert Peel
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:16, archived)

you write the script
I'll knock up the concept art and we can sell it to Channel 5 as a series!
( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

Arf!
I wish I could get my gifs as smooth as yours!


( Monty Propps is banned from watching Twin Peaks, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)

That's still pretty smooth

( krang, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:21, archived)

try using less frames, during the down strike,
plus you had a frame where the hammer bobbled up slightly. Here, now do him re-inflating at the end, it's down to 95k so you've got loads of room to play with ;)

( HappyToast http://happytoastsblog.blogspot.com/, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:22, archived)

Ooooooh
Ta! I probably do clog my gifs up a bit :)
( Monty Propps is banned from watching Twin Peaks, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:31, archived)

this is the best image ive seen for a couple of days
*clicks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:24, archived)

lovely

( god save the queen woz ere, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ha ha!
Woo! You talented bastard!

( Collatallie Sisters believes that the bird is = to or > the word on, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oh - oh fuck. This is
SOOOO GOOOOOOD!
Thank you.
Woo
( blyerkit in anitsibitsitinskiwinskiyelskipolskidotbikinski, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)