Must be a bugger to write with
How long did that impressive erection take?
( Tribs Stuck for gift ideas? www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)

It was twenty minutes
of not doing coursework, and therefore was 20 minutes well spent
( Furness Better than a bowl of sloppy sick, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)