I declare this 12 billion quid nearly finished olympic stadium, open.


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(brussellsprout Im a fucking genius. official., Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)

is it wrong to laugh at this ?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)

NEVER

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

GOOD !
i'm bored and don't know what tooo do..any ideas ?
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

play cat buckaroo.
always good for a laugh.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

HAHAHAAHA
mine's a vicious fucking shit, i've tried that sort of thing before. it has none of it.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

plait your hair
in lots of tiny little plaits. that takes ages!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)

and you end up looking a complete arse ! YAY !

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)

i don't mind looking a complete arse
i've answered the door to the gas man with a bucket on my head before now ;)
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:26, archived)

why ?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)

i was bored
so i was seeing how long i could balance it on my head. he was only a manweb monkey, i wasn't fucking up my record for him!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:30, archived)

christ all mighty
some strange person is sending me a link to some porn over msn.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)

weirdo!
you can't escape them, can you? i let my nephew use my computer once for his german homework. for the next six weeks, i was getting pop-ups with naked german sluts on them.
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)

fucking hell. eeew.
i'm probably not helping now by asking them stupid questions. about horses.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)

pfff!
they might love horses best of all the animals! at least this talk of porn is keeping my mind off smoking...
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)

ah smoking.
i wish i had a packet of cigs.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)

so do i.
but after 2 days in hospital, i'm kinda glad i quit!
( Smash Monkey i say we grease this ratfuck sonofabitch right now, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)

aww, don't tempt me
my ideas never get done :)
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)

go on. give us some ideas and i will do one of them
within reason..

come on you know i wouldn't let you down.

*fawn*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:20, archived)

GOOO ON !
Edit: i am sad now mongy, i wanted a nice little thing to do !
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)

hahaha!
splendid!
( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)

Woo!
Let's have a massive international fundraising event so we can save him and his pals from desolation (*gets fifty quid out and sends it to Africa). Fuck England! These guys really really need our help and all the money will make massive amounts of difference. C'mon let's MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! NO MORE POVERTY!!!
( routine and Pantene, Thu 31 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)