But it's not so funny when you go to visit a friend and have their child clamp onto your leg
using its special powers that make you need the toilet.
IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that
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ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28,
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I don't know, I made it up.
My favourite is the Satan Claws one
Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.
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ClanSoul,
Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35,
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