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'scuse us, but
which way to the golf sale?

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

ask sturdy
woo
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

BEWARE!

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Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

HORSE IS A ALIEN
I wrote in my english coursework that Santa's reindeer are radioactive and have red eyes and glowing green nostrils.
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

F

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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

Actually she says it's extremely good.
Well written and she was pissing herself laughing throughout.
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

U Ungraded

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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

I will upload it when it's finished.
I need to find one more thing to hate.
It's things I'd put into room 101:
Waiting rooms
Other people's children
Satan Claws (Father Christmas)
txtspk
and ???
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

people who walk slowly on pavements

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

people who reserve seats in trains
AND THEN DON'T SIT IN THEM
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Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

hmm
it would appear that this was a very personal hate and maybe I should have kept quiet
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Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

Haha

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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

I honestly expected lots of people to say
'Oh gosh, me too, those twats!'
but they didn't
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Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

You might be right.
Personally I prefer it, because it means I can sit in their seats.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

I never thought of that
this must by my fault for being English
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Milkman Dan, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm English too and have been travelling on lots of trains lately.
I find the people with loud music on their headphones or annoying children far more problematic.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

Yourself D:<
Haha what's wrong with other people's children? It's funny when they run around and fall over and stuff.
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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

But it's not so funny when you go to visit a friend and have their child clamp onto your leg
using its special powers that make you need the toilet.
IT'S NOT FUN GOING FOR A SHIT WITH SOMEONE'S 6 YEAR OLD WATCHING YOU.
/never experienced that
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

what the fucking hell kind of a situation is that

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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

A sexy situation.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

I don't know, I made it up.
My favourite is the Satan Claws one
Father Christmas comes down your chimney, emptying his sack, asks little boys and girls if they've been naughty and offers them sweets.
Next he'll be offering them a ride in his sleigh.
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm surprised you didn't put in comic sans.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

I might now that you mention it.

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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

made-up words
like funbelievabuble. i hate them so much.
and catherine tate, of course.
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Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Yes, Catherine Tate deserves obliteration.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

indeed.
she needs to be terminated with extreme prejudice.
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Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

I don't want
to watch Dr. Who any more :(
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

It has a horse
I love horses.
Best of all the animals!
Edit: And golf sales! They rock!
http//:www.misworldgolfing.com
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Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

not drop bears?

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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

I just wish I kept my pet mongy

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Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

the feed is cheap
but the vodka redbull bill/ guinness costs render the mongy as a pet a lifetime investment
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mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

why do you think I am giving up the grog?
Next time you aint leaving pal!

Well,
Off to AA and the tattooist
(replacing pleasure with pain;)
See yas!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

DON'T CROSS THE MEMES!
Who/what is the chap stood next to manbear?
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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

No idea but I just noticed NoobMaster in the ambulance!
*clicks it*
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ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

THE COUNT.

www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=scrotula
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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

WHAT?
BERK ACTUALLY USED TO POST HERE?
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Shada stay frosty oscar mike, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

back when he was called ape something or other.

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Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

Uh oh.