pylon poem.

my name is boris becker
my head is made of nylon
i have a wooden pecker
it's taller than a pylon.

i'll dance for you in autumn
i'll sing for you in spring
and when it snows in sodom
i'll penetrate your ring.

From the Pylons challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)

those nostrils are just asking for it.
 
woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)

*tackles*
hello you! i made a point of coming here early tonight.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)

HOORAY!!!!!
he has a penatrating stare.









Ideal for penetration
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)

i found him in my compost bin, dazed and emitting snarn.
so i brought him inside to train as an assassin.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)

feed him well or one fateful day he may turn his attentions to his benefactor

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)

hi, i'm malefactor.
he's getting cabbage and coffee grounds tonight.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)

THIS IS SPORTCRIME!
OR IS THAT CRIME SPORT?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)

SEXCRIMESPORTFUN!
I'M SURE THAT'S THE LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM THE OLD GERMAN.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)

They have(or can make) a word for anything in German.
Where we're still working out if peanutbutter has a hyphen or not.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)

no hyphen, it was deflowered long, long ago.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)

Haha
excellent.
( mofaha, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)

i is the poet laurie ate.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)