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[challenge entry] pylon poem.
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my name is boris becker
my head is made of nylon
i have a wooden pecker
it's taller than a pylon.

i'll dance for you in autumn
i'll sing for you in spring
and when it snows in sodom
i'll penetrate your ring.

From the Pylons challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# those nostrils are just asking for it.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:56, archived)
# *tackles*
hello you! i made a point of coming here early tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# THIS IS SPORTCRIME!
OR IS THAT CRIME SPORT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 3:57, archived)
# SEXCRIMESPORTFUN!
I'M SURE THAT'S THE LITERAL TRANSLATION FROM THE OLD GERMAN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)
# They have(or can make) a word for anything in German.
Where we're still working out if peanutbutter has a hyphen or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# no hyphen, it was deflowered long, long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Haha
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:05, archived)
# i is the poet laurie ate.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 4:09, archived)