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[challenge entry] I fell on it, doctor. I swear!


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(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes *is dead*, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# One word....
Owww fugging owwww owwww owwwwww!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:49, archived)
# then please, madam, explain the condom?

(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahahah
See, if you use creativity any compo can be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Oh fuck, that reminds me of the coat hanger story, but I'm just about to eat my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Thats not fair!
You dangle the carrot and then leave us all hanging like that (pun intended)

Go on.... Spill the beans!
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Give me 20 minutes to stuff my face.
I'll be back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Only in a re-run.
(sorry just watched the running man)
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahahaha this wins!!!!
Try pulling that one back out
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# arf! :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:56, archived)
# haha
fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Yay for vaginal cures!


... although at least you bothered to use your own lettering, rather than just the first font you came across like I did...
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:04, archived)
# HA!!
Yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hehehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:07, archived)
# that is making me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Mimsy
(The_Boob Is addicted to Super crazy guitar maniac deluxe 2, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh, I know SO many wrong stories of this ilk, let me tell you, student nurses and 'patient confidentiality' don't make a good pairing, every night in the pub she had stories to tell, you would be surprised how often the 'object stuck in unusual place requiring help to remove' happens at A&E and I must say, folks attempts at wriggling out of admitting to the true events are simultaneously hilarious and pathetic.

If it ever happens to you, none of this 'I was coming out the bath wearing nothing but an open gown and I slipped and fell' crap, stride in and shout 'I have lost my cucumber up my bottom, good fellows, and I can't get it out!!' LOL! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! WiL laser raped the cat, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:05, archived)
# It's fine
as long as you say it happened to "patient X". No confidentiality issues then.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Well, she never named names, but she didn't half shout the details about the place!
Jeez, got me thinkin...
(I helped save b3ta! WiL laser raped the cat, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 21:45, archived)