Grandfather Kitten.
From the Moustache challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
From the Moustache challenge. See all 312 entries (closed)
( , Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:11, archived)
If he was he would not be safe from me.
I went out with a complete fuckhead for ages because he happened to look like a viking.
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:20,
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I lick lots of things.
It's important to know how things taste. My sofa tastes like my handbag.
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:21,
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If I was do you think I'd be here talking to you chumps
or frotting myself silly in front of a mirror?
Eeexactly.
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:23,
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Eeexactly.
i think you'd be frotting yourself silly in front of a mirror, but also be here telling us chumps that you were doing it
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:26,
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That's because you don't have a sofa
You do have a dead cow, though.
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:25,
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It's hard being Damien Hirst sometimes...
*gets lackey to do all the hard work*
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:26,
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Can I be Angus Fairhurst instead?
That way I only have to change my surname...
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:32,
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Your name's Angus?
What a brill name. If I was a boy, Angus was one of the names I was going to possibly be called.
as it is, the only Angus apart from you that I know is my mate's mum's cat.
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:33,
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as it is, the only Angus apart from you that I know is my mate's mum's cat.
Ha ha ha
Thank you very much, it does make an excellent name for a cat... A big bruiser of a cat - a Maine Coone perhaps?
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Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:36,
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