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# That's because you don't have a sofa
You do have a dead cow, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:25, archived)
# It's hard being Damien Hirst sometimes...
*gets lackey to do all the hard work*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Try being Tracy Emin.
*suddenly sprouts masses of hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Can I be Angus Fairhurst instead?
That way I only have to change my surname...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Your name's Angus?
What a brill name. If I was a boy, Angus was one of the names I was going to possibly be called.

as it is, the only Angus apart from you that I know is my mate's mum's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Thank you very much, it does make an excellent name for a cat... A big bruiser of a cat - a Maine Coone perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Nah, just a ginger tom.
I had a maine coon, he was called LG, which stands for Little Girl. It'd take too long to explain, but he was King of the Cats anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:37, archived)
# One of them is next on my cat list...
Yes, I have a cat list.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:40, archived)