i have to keep mine on.
have you got a/c? that really dries out the tear ducts
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)

Yeah, but it's not on at the moment.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)

well don't rub your eyes
they will only get worse. cold used teabags are good
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)

*teabags*

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)

so
yours are cold and used, are they?

FILTHY HARLOT!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)

Unfortunately not at the moment, no.
I've been busy.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)

I don't think cold used teabags'd work at the office...

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:15, archived)

ah.
wet* loo roll would be your best bet, then

*with water, pervy!
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)

urine's quite good for the skin.

( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)

i hope dixon thinks so
i just had a large mug of tea...
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)

*unzips*
/predictable response
( Dixon last night a DJ raped my wife with his dong, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)

*opens mouth*
/_{predictable response}
( Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)