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[challenge entry] because i was told to earlier...

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(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ooooooooh careful matey.......
......verging on an FAQ infraction there...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:05, archived)
# he was told to.
Who made you into a cunt and told you that you were me? Eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# If he is you
who am I?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:07, archived)
# him
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ah ok
glad you cleared that one up.

*has existential crisis*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Pfffft...
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I think
That they're them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Can I be Kelly Brook?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Well,
that was worth popping in for.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I'm always worth popping in for.
Don't argue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
#
for to
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Only if you shave my head
and call me Lex.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *grabs a scalpel blade*
how close do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Just a little off the top please.
er, I meant HAIR!!

/bleeds

/dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# GET IT WHILE IT'S WARM*
20P A RIDE
come on!
form an orderly line, no pushing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Whee!
I love the Slip 'n Slide!!

Oh wait. I'm dead. Never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *hits with a spade*
that should do it....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
/ trembles slightly

/ expires like a carton of old milk
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# That Lex is icky.
Mid 90s Lex with hair (yes, I know) FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Fine.
Call me by the name of whomever makes you horniest. I'm easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Oh Freema...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# o_O
I'm REALLY hoping that's because you've got an incredibly vivid imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Freema, shhh.
Turn over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Allison?
What the fuck are you doing in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:25, archived)
# you alreet ivesb?
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:26, archived)
# oi!
asif!

:)
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# as long as you stop trying to make movies
and concentrate on making bikini calendars.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Oh I would.
I'd also leave Billy Zane and go back to Statham.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I saw him in
"In the name of the king" the other day. He's still rubbish but I can totally see why you would fuck him. He's a bit like me, apart from the souther, effeminate bit to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh he's lovely, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ^this
handful of posts and no icon doth not a nazi make...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Who the fuck are you to pretend to be me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
# beaten to it mate
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Age before arrogance.
I always have him beaten ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Except that you
will die first.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# This is only a
theory that suits you. I may have a few more years on you and a diet that brings gout in raging fury but there is always option 2 and I know for a fact I have killed more people than you. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:16, archived)
# It's so very wrong that this thread is making me slightly moist

...it's usually only deaths I witness that arouse me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Angry men are always moist making.
Maybe it's a dominance thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# It depends on your idea of killing, I suppose.
Being in the artillery probably puts me some way ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# 12th Minden RA Gunnery Commander
apart from the standard tours I did OpGranby, OpTellec and OpFresco as well as IFOR tours.

I'd hate to do a kill tally.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i feel that to stand directly between the two of you would cause my insides to become irradiated
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:14, archived)
# nah, if you buy at least one round
the worse that could happen is that you die from the best night's alcohol consumption ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# This is honestly like the best kind of porn.
It'd be better if they were face to face, brows furrowed, jaws set and preferably flexing, but I can handle text.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# haha. I shall set the wife to
some video work. I am told my jaw is heroic in it's muscular contraction whilst I am in a rage. My mates always say ( to others confronting me ) watch his jaw, when the muscles at the back start twitching be somewhere else. Apparently i give a big tell with my jaw just before I lamp someone. The rest of me remains under controlled rage of course, but my eyes and jaw work overtime. I need to take up boxing again. I want a fight now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I'll fight you.
It'll be a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm the soppiest cunt ever
when confronted with an angry woman. I can't even slap a bird about in role-play. They might make us hard up north but they make us old fashioned. ladies are not for harming.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nesh.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Apparently it's all in my eyes
Not the physical thing, I'm soft as a pudding at the minute and have never really been drawn to physical combat anyway, but I'm pretty evenly chilled in most circumstances, but when I do get riled it's quite effective. I've been told by a fair few people that my eyes change just before and during, I find that quite interesting, by design eyes shouldn't be as expressive as they are
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I can definitely tell
when a girl has decided to fuck me. That shows in the eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# 'That girl just eye-fucked the shit out of me'
Men don't do it as well as women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Pffft. Well I wasn't talking about sex
but I just reread my message and it's all still appropriate except the 'not easily riled' bit, so...as you were soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# By a full 2 minutes.
That'll teach me to read my own blog about bombs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Is his name Eduardo...
Roberto Jose Enrico Fernandez?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I knew dis man...



/Arnie-Predator Blog
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# awww bless...
*loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i just realised he needs hat
I'll just start a new thread now

*sniggers*
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:27, archived)
# while you're at it
add a monocle and a pipe
..but not in a new thread, in this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i think the hat suits him =D
yey, cat in a hat

sorry
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
the sticking up ears are win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Glad you like
=D
(boredascard Still haven't decided what to put here..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# It was a bit bright . . . sunny . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)