dick and quirty...

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)

YES.

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

Shuttlecock?

( Mstandot wants his car to stop breaking!!!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)

no.
just a poor tailor.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

was it jenny?
the old ones are still the best old ones
( spacefish do-deca-go-getta-trend-setta-hedron, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)

yep,
it belongs to Major Tom
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Bad minton!
That's a very bad minton. In your bed!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Squash . . .

( Valin . . . Asleep at the Dream . . ., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:26, archived)

Sponsoring sports teams throughout South East Asia and in particular Bangkok

( BargeArse - Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

Did you know Bangkok's full ceremonial name is
"Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit"?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)

Gesundheit!

seriously, what?

Does it require pills?
(Lythium flooded the server when he ejaculated, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)

arf :D

( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)

I wish mine had arms

( Neon Blue is death to cars, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)

Well don't just sit there whining,
get out the sewing kit.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

where will i find
arms to fit?
( Neon Blue is death to cars, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is there an abortion clinic local to you?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)

you cunt
he isn't that small
( Neon Blue is death to cars, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)

Haha,
abduct a baby/toddler appropriate to your needs.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)

not 'spurtif' ?
Woo!
( Kamikaze Stoat, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)

verra ace

( Tom O'Bedlam in the Wu Tang Klan's people not to fuck with list, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)

Yay!

( Rico, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pearoast...

..but eff it, it's relevant.
( spawn, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)

.
I've pictured that for years
(Ginger Genocide, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)