Northern English way of speaking.
As tha been to Asda
translates as
Have you been to Asda

This is how I speak!
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)

Heh
I just didn't get the walmart reference
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)

Asda is a chain of shops bought by Wal-mart,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASDA
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)

Everyone at Asda regrets what happened, particularly as we are passionate about lowering prices

( mediocre so young & so 1337, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)

How very dare you sir. I am as Northern as they come
and I most definitely do not speak like that. It's more an affectation of the part sheep part monkey people that live East of the Pennines.

aye, yer ave fert thaww dawn't thee thaww. Monkeys.
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)

East?
You mean the best side of the Pennines.
( Mstandot Boosh Tomorrow!!!, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)

aye lad.
reet gradely. Have you people ever listened to yourselves? ;)
( Pasanonic WARNING - May induce flouncing., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)