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[challenge entry] Goths are funny

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(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)
# people who talk like that
should shut up, think about it and grow up

Lol for goths on meth though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly with the well-tempered cookedbreads.
those who don't grow out of it before their twenties are seriously a cause for worry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# How long have you got now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# one year and four months.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I've got....tendencies.
if I do goth up I do it properly though. None of this eyeliner scrawled across my head lark.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# applause.
You'd look well sexy all gothy like. *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ahhh bless you.
I always look sexy ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# ^
This, I believe to be utterly true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Are you always sexy as well?
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# *ahem*
It may have been said.... on occasion....that I might be...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :)
Bless you.

*massive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Awww you are very bless.
MY CUTLASS HAS ARRIVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I am checking it now
in the middle of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# SO HAS MINE!
*Covers nethers with a cushion*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)
# are you grooming again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i did read that as tentacles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Before I realised it was 'tendencies'
I could hardly control my erection.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *waggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *Films*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Happy birthday SKuG!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Yay cayke!
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# alrite!
Happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Photos or it never happened


ya srsly though, I'd love to see one if you have any?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yes, anyone not in a suit by the time they are 19 is clearly a nutcase.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# *Escapes the straitjacket*
*Runs laughing into the urban jungle*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# You'll stand out a mile here.
Everyone in London wears Savile Row.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# *puts on a very well-tailored Tavistock Place*
Not me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *Doesn't give the slightest whiff of a fuck*
I'd rather be comfy, and suits are not comfy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Tch, you're obviously not on the dark astral wavelength.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to pretend to read some Edgar Allen Poe in the graveyard whilst scowling *shuffles off*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The stupid thing is
anyone who reads a lot of old verse, renaissance literature and the like is more than aware that the way they wrote then was as run of the mill or as shit as the way people write now. Speaking that way was not an effort to be artistic or overly flamboyant any more than text speak is today.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Yes.
I just talk like this.

*talks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Qof the Rvn 'Nvrmore'
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Knowing lots of Goths as I do
they don't talk like that at all.

At least not to each other.

Well not very often.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Being a likkle bit of a goff myself
I have met many.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# My bro is 29 and still gothing it up regularly
He goes for the 'Gothic' look though - less make-up and leather, more cravats and poncing about with canes.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I used to be a goth
but it was a long time ago when it was nothing to do with being emo and all to do with simply liking the Sisters of Mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# This
In weights divisible by 100.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
#
especially when you burn them alive
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)
# GRUNTY!
*GLOMPS*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hello Honeybun!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Yep!
You still sailing sailor?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Got back last night, having
braved snow-storms in Bergen and nearly missing the plane.
Back at work now :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# blimey! that was quick
Did you have a good time?
Are there many photos to peruse and jealous over?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Quite a few, yes. (nearly 400!)
I shall be Flickr-ing like a good 'un over the next couple of days. I'll IM you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Excellent!
Thank ye kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] to avoid a new thread
a filthy compo pea...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Awesome :)
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D
:D :D :D

We have a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I'm going to get a beer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# my opinions to you are pointless
because you have me on block. WOO YAY!

BARGEARSE IS A CUNT LALALALALALA ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# even if he does
there's no need for that.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# what if it was ClanSoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Well, in that case....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I never swore at Clansoul
I said he fancied Caewan and was stalking KK, both of which were jokes and he knows that.

Calling people cunts is far worse in my eyes than suggesting that two people who are friends fancy each other.

If someone told me that I wanted to Bum Thor or Bilbobarneybobs then I would either laugh or say yes and maybe draw a picture of it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Well I'm not actually calling him a cunt,
I'm calling him a cunt behind his back because I can. Everybody else knows it's a joke :)

As for ClanSoul knowing what jokes are on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# so he actually has you on ignore
and you're actually calling him a cunt behind his back?
That's shitty fella. Be the bigger man, rise above it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# okay then, since it's you.
BUT ONLY SINCE IT'S YOU.

*rises, and will be nice in future*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# whatever could have bargey done to upset you?
I has gone done spoke to him in real life and he seems like a lovely chap.
Not at all an opinionated cunt like myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I just upset him becuase I pointed out that thim & kk were turning /board into teen talk time.
he did gone done ignore me:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# It's
no great loss from your point of view though, is it? ;)

And they do turn the /board into teeny talk time, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I was getting pissed off about that too.
I tried reasoning with him to no avail, so I've ignored him and it's cleared right up.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I have noticed that despite all the kicking, screaming, crying and calling me a dimwit cunt the other day
he appears to have pulled his head in.
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# ^ This is a sensible policy, which I may well adopt.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# I got bored of the arguments erupting around him every night.
B3ta is now a fluffier place.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# lets all hug
*gets midget in cowboy suit to play kumbaya*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *hugs*
*cops a sneaky feel*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeeeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hexachordal is taking the piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# QUIET YOU :O
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA!
this is b3ta after all:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *joins in*



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i still love this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I still like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I
just dont get it =S
(Cluster, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# stupid emo bitch
wnat a waste of ink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I reckon Lise herself is a goth
and thinks it's REALLY COOL.

And she works for the Metro.

THE METRO!

Camels.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# ^this
with the possible exception of camels. More a llama guy myself...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ah, a formidable move, sir
*nods gravely*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# just another reason
to get taxis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# She is.
I met her in 2001, she was giving out copies of Nemi 1-6. She's from Norway.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# My thoughts
exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# the girl who draws nemi...Lise Myhre is gorgeous :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:14, archived)
# They *all* look like that in Norway. The laydees anyhow.
In varying degrees of scrumptiousness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I need to get to Norway..she's lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You do indeed, sir.
In other news: Congrats on the the job front, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# ta :)

work placement for 3-6 month...wages are crap,
but they'll get better when they take me on full time
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)