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[challenge entry] i didn't make it funny, but i made it something i'd want to see in the paper.

original is something called 'judge parker'.

edit: crap! i forgot to link to this, which is relevant to your interests.

From the Make Newspaper Comics Funny challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# HELMET OF PROTECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# HELMET WITH PROTECTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# safer sex is for sissies.
be a risk-taker; slit your knob with razors before jamming it in the crackwhore you've just rendered unconscious with a severe beating.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)
# But crackwhores only care about themselves.
Junkie ladies are far better lovers. And if you meet them at the right time, you can get a new one 6 months later.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:27, archived)
# /how to make your cock look huge blog.
if i were a billionaire i think i'd fund research into breeding a boneless human.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Would you really want to pke a pullde of flesh with your knob though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01, archived)
# yes.
nothing is sexier than a pullde of flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# it will be pecked off, with any luck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I think it should be like a bubble
and pop if a bird pecks at it. Then he should start running 'round in little circles and screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# if the block of inanity has drawn a strip in this series with those panels, i shall edit it.
my bet is that nothing ever happens, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hooray!
And you're probably right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:21, archived)
# i'm always right.
it's my eternal curse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Heheh
Doesn't sound too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# the best curses are the ones that seem like blessings at first.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:51, archived)
# He is, yes.
But those birds of vengeance are only rentals.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# birds of vengeance are quite expensive, though.
i tend to rent mine when i use them, but i do buy flight insurance.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)