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(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# hahahaha
okay, this is actually quite good... it's still a shit meme, but at least you're putting in some hummus!

GO AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Great
Now hex's discerning willpower has been crushed. 'Tis a sad day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# better?
right, I'm off for tea.

LATERS BABES
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Well that's great.
I'm going to pop my entry here because it's not really worth a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# All I see in this recent batch of posts
is food-related.
Specifically chocolate.
Must be my cycle.
*kicks bike*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I hate "so co"!
Have people become so lazy that they can't even be bothered to say southern comfort now!??!!!!!!
Wankers!
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# that's a pretty
BOLD statement to make. I would think that you are actually in the minority now. Southern Comfort is just too long to say at the bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
#
Wanker!
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# You keep saying we're in the majority,
and yet noone on here has agreed with you. Are we an unrepresentative sample?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# At a guess most of it is drank in bars or at social events
and not in dark bedrooms
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I'm glad you could find time in your busy schedule to pleasure us with your fantastic images.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahahahahh
I like you!

:D
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Perfect.
I have some Southern Comfort and a dark bedroom, if you catch my drift...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# "To damn with the water polo!
There's some guys on the internet that need a picture."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# This but with added
fecking shite and bindun to death by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# hey no worries buddy
plenty more creative juices to tap here
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Do you have any ideas that don't involve southern comfort and lime?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# He's got a picture about SoCo and lime somewhere.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Good. I like to see original ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I've drank more southern comfort
in dark bedrooms than you are likely to drink in any bar in your life.
I have never heard it called soco but then I don't drink in trendy waterfront bars with pretentious pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I drink in all sorts of places
from "so far up its own arse pretentious places full of twats" to spit and sawdust.
And I've never heard it called that either.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I once ordered Southern Comfort and Lime in a club in Birmingham and the barman told me to fuck off
So I did
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Deep down you know he was right
;)

Hmm did you forget to tell us that you requested a tiny orange umbrella in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Southern Comfort and Lime lead to my first full on snog and grope session with a lady
It always brings back memories when I drink it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# This confuses me horribly
Are you claiming the Southern Comfort has erm "powers"?
Or were you just so pissed that you got confused?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Not confused
I'll snog owt, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Yay!
Ambidextrous!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I used to drink it neat, out of the bottle
to the tune of about 4 one litre bottles a week. I was in a dark place when I lived in Greece.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I doubt they really have much experience with representative samples
Unless you count the times they've been in a police line up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Ok, the fluffy gloves are off
the fluffy gloves are offPlease PLEASE just fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Too long to say at the bar?
What a tight fucking schedule you must be running on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Shot of tequi...
Sorry out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It must be a struggle ordering those croissants these days
with those 2 syllables and all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# "Shoti" is the official abbreviation, don'tcherknow.
I know this because I drink in bars or at social events, and not in dark bedrooms.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
I usually find that waving my empty glass and pointing to it with a big smile does the trick.
From 20 metres away.
How's THAT? no words required at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
#
I find it tastes nicer when you abbreviate it to "JD and Coke."
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Or better still, "a pint of bitter".
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Or most bestistest: "a pint of Quim Leakage, if you please barman".
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Aye, that does take some beating.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Well yes to get a whole pint would take significant beating....
Alternatively, you'd need a whisk to get the frothy head going.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I come in many flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Strategic fruit juice consumption?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I was wondering who it was
You've ruined my trade now, some of the children are afraid to eat crisps ever again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# on my desk right now


Click for bigger (144KB)

well, not that actual one, I've drank that actual one but I have an identical one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# on my desk right now
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# You ponce.
I have some raisin beer.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# YEah but as you can see. I've got a huge grinder:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Your grinder is huge, but those balls are tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I was just watch Jamie 'teh pukka' Oliver
In one minutes he managed to say, 'I've got nice balls' and 'I've got a big load'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Have you seen this?
homepage.mac.com/eyedropper/jamie/jamie.html
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# HAHAHHHA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Mmm, Wine.
Nice idea.

But Red of course, i'm not weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# No
Weird is Rose!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I have a bottle of
good burgundy airing for later. I'm still on my day drink ( i.e. the stuff I can drink all day without getting off my tits. I'm on number 11 now. ( I kid you not, I have not removed the empties to the tin bin yet ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Remeber you cant air it in a bottle:p
popular misconception. The air to surface area is just too small. Do what I do. Decant it into an otter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# it has been decanted to my lead crystal dear boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I find it nice as just JD.
I don't like it mixed anymore, no ice either! It's like pissing on a good painting adding ice to a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# That's social variation for you, the cunt
At least when Bertie Wooster used to make oblique and bizarre abbreviations they were admirably silly and amusing.

"I think Kipling was right when he said: The F of the S is more D than the M"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Heh
Also Mark and Lards abbreviations for things in Lards Classic Cuts was fun.
I'll find a link.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Unfortunately I couldn't find the lead up to the tracks
but check out the Mull of Kintire.
Lards Classic Cuts.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I have literally no idea what these are
And these were on the radio?

Although the Elvis Presley one reminds me of a certain b3ta animation, I think it was on b3ta may have been rathergood.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# They used to be on BBC Radio 1 at lunchtime.
Before Colin Cunty Irish Fella and that Scots Lass took over.
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# seams ok to me!
Good lord i hate that 'soco' aren't we clever getting you to use a shortened name for our product ad campaign almost as much as the vomitous fluid itself. Also mini woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# If you like this you are going to be well-pleased
because if tonight is anything like last night we shall se a lot more.
All more or less the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# great
more trolling eh. I don't get it,
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)