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[challenge entry] guess who it is...
go on... guess.

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(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Is it me?
Edit:

Reposting dick toucher. Climb a wall of cocks.

Edit edit:

How big do you need it to be, fuck warrior? Making up for a really really really tiny pony are we, legumeface?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This sounds like it could be quite fun actually.
Climbing a wall of cocks and vaginas even more fun!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH WOULD BE REMARKABLY STICKY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# :D
Depending on how deep it is, it could break your fall! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# After a few climbing attempts, I'm sure it would build up.
Or if you climbed it just the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Yep :)
Remember, when climbing this kind of wall, you have 5 limbs :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ALSO: A DICK.
So, 6, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# That was the 5th I was thinking of =/
What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# My... other... dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Nose?
Or possibley...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Your Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I thought it was you
How be you, good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hullo lovely :)
I'm not too bad ta - off home in approximately 4 minutes, so hurrah and huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# well that's no funnier than the last time you posted it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# well no
but this time it's actually FOR the image competition like it shoulda been instead of just a random post!
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# edit post?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# yes well...
i didnt think about that.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Well then think harder.
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's why the good lord invented the "edit" button
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Shout your mouth, I'm talkin' about...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# shaft!
*waits for confirmation*
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ya daaaamn right!
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# he's a complicated man..
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# but no-one understands him
like his womaaaaaan!
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# John Shaft...
da da da da da! da da da da da!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
you are the only one who understands me :)
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
I'll never leave you...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hello, I have just had crumpets
what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Some SERIOUS
SERIOUS business.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# eep
serious internet business?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Seriously internetty.
srsly
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# eep
I'm quite worried now

I might have to go out and buy a bag of chips, and smear them in salt and vinegar, that's right, SMEAR!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm gonna grope my pizza in pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# steady tiger!
I wanna pizza now

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# crumpets
with butter? or what condiment?
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# condiment?! condiment!
by jove!

just a bit of generic margarine, no particular condiment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# its always good melted
when still hot
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# of course, having it cold just isn't right
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# have you tried lemon curd?
thats also good
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I may try that, should suitable lemon curds be obtained
I have bad lemon curds at the moment, they are agressively runny like an unset jelly

it made me sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# fuck me
my internet is playing up tonight and acting like dial up

this took 5 mins to load

HOW FUCKING BIG?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# by crikey
it is a bit on the tad large size innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# except
that this is the link i got after uploading it to the site...
don't blame me, blame whoever coded these forums.



AND it's under the recommended pixel sizes.
(quibble, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ok, I'll bite, because clearly you seem confused
they prefer images to be 50k or less

the forums don't control the size (as in number of bytes, as in 243K) YOU do.

Try using some compression.

computers don't work by magic, they do what you make them do, so I will blame you, so ner!

NER NER NER NER NER NER NER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# or you could learn to optimise your own work.
 
just cranking up the JPEG compression would've been enough - I mostly use twenty percent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Is he
a HUGE star in movies?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)