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# oh come on.
that doesn't even make sense.
negative sexual acts?

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:12, archived)
# It starts with House sex: sex all over the house
Then Bedroom sex.

Then Hallway sex: passing each other in the hallway and saying "FUCK YOU" = -sexual acts.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:22, archived)
# :D
HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Do you know how long it took me to remember how to make a negative curve?
I am ashamed.
But I'm also old as dirt, and it is my right to not give a poo about math.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:23, archived)
# or is it when you take a used condom and suck the jizz out of it with a dropper and jam it up your urethra and try and squirt it back up?
 
UNFUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Not recommended without sticking your dick in a toaster first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:39, archived)
# oh yeah, you gotta get it good and crispy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:43, archived)
# i'm so big i use a 4-slice toatser.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I keep the 4-slice for parties.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:00, archived)
# 2dix1toatser.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 5:02, archived)