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# this is my first vector, so be nice! it is a topless girl folding origami, oh yeah NSFW
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Sorry, is she eating a napkin?
I really should be off to bed but sod it.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# lol sadly not, thats just too small a niche porn market for me
finding origami porn was hard enough
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Also she has two right ears.
I'm just saying, like.

Nice pants though.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# oh fuck, so she does.
damnit
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# mutants are hot.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Surely you just print it out and make your own
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# hahahaha
oh fuck, I'm glad I woke up and saw this
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)
# christ, that's hideous
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *jiggers*
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *jiggles*
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# *juggles**
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *snuggles*
You smell nice.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# aww, you have soft hair
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I washed it..
SAUCY!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# she'd better stick to that watermelon diet for another few months if she wants to lose that pot belly.
no cure for the ginger, though.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# she has man-boobs and is eating pink pizza
apart from that, it's not too bad.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# what is he eating?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# shes folding a sheet of origami paper
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I see.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Are you blind?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hahhahaaaa.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Woo! For effort.
AAAAAHHHH FUCK! at the end result.
And needs more
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Sorry, I'm totally ris on this
and also, has he got slight hydrocephaly?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# tis me :D
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Only in that picture.
Hello, is this the bus to backtrack? Single, please.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# That, my dear, is Sheehan.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Did you not tell me earlier that it upset you
when people did this to you?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Sheehan has a sense of humour.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Very good.
Did you check with him before shopping and posting these though to make sure he does?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I didn't, but if he wanted me to stop he'll have asked.
Instead he laughed.
Because he knows I'm only playing :)
Which is why I laughed very hard at the animation McBadger did of me.
But Kinks said, himself, that he did them because he doesn't like me.
And you made yours earlier out of spite, too, did you not?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I'm not really sure how to respond to that.
It seems like very flawed logic to me and not something I want to fall out with you over.
I suggest a stalemate and I shall retire to my bed.
Are we in agreeance?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It's a completely different situation.
Sheehan does not object.
I do, and I'm sure that girl would if she saw it, too.
COMPLETELY different scenarios.
COMPLETELY different logic.
Not flawed at all.

I don't settle for stalemates, mate.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# No stalemates?
Check, mate.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I don't settle for them.
Usually I'm forced into them, or just submission.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Re-heally?
Now put on the collar and get in the corner. Go on. Bark for Master. Bark Bark.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Nope :)
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:03, archived)
# *heats up branding iron*
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)
#
ing ow
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yes yes
It does hurt doesn't it?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
# No, I was saying "Brandow iron"
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I know that
But it's your own fault for not strikethroughing the whole phrase and thus making it look you were engaging in perverse sadomasochistic roleplay.

You sick puppy!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)
# surely putting a photo of yourself on b3ta is giving consent to such things?
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That was my point.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# At first I gave consent,
but it got out of hand and people started doing it just to piss me off.
Which is when I began to object.
So naturally, people did it more.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i suppose it must be hard having such hillarious hair
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
Yes! It is!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I wonder where that fish did go!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yes! :D
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i considered doing that, but im not manley
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# she could do with putting a nice bit of TCP on her thighs
that's some major chafing. night night.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# IT'S OBVIOUSLY FANNY DRIBBLE.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# That colour?
You've been doing something wrong to ladies.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# watered down monty fanny dribble?
i'm trying to find the bright/nice side of that picture.

and failing
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# apparently im not very good at vectors :(
oh well
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# it takes practice and a few good tutorials
check out vexels.net
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# thanks, i will, i sat through the tutorial on inkscape so id had enough tutorials for one day
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# OH I SEE.
I was thinking strawberry Angel Delight. I'm hungry.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# you can tell he's a man
by the width of his wrist
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# sý ʇɐɥʇ ʎlɹǝʌol sʇɐɥʇ
would
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
fuck.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# ah, Val Kilmer, never knew you were a tranny
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# oh god, it does look a bit like val kilmer....shit.
as i said first try at this
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Maybe he is pulling a string of coloured hankies
out of his mouth?, for a trick, like
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# She has shit on her chin.
And under her right arm. And breasts.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# you should never ask b3tans to be nice should you?
i'll try harder next time i guess
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# aww
we like the funnies
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# BRANDOW CALLED....
HE WANTS HIS HEAD BACK!
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# now this is cubism
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# NSFW, NSFW*
*work, wanking.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)
# here, made it sfw
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# hahahahaha oh fuck!
Keep up the good work.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)