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# Nah, at least 90% of men like an overbearing, domineering old cow.
Certainly all my exes did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Thank fuck for that.
My biggest problem with fancying her is that she is a Scientologist....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Fuck it out of her.
Pound the madness out.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I really like the way you think.
Marry me today.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Alright then *skips merrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# A scientologist eh? That's a lot of pounding required
Get me my extra large Marigolds and put Slayer on the stereo would you, daddy needs to go to work
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
More men should call themselves daddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Mua ha ha haaa
*slaps a quivering mass of freshly pounded (and cured) pop starlet

That's the way to do it. Now light my cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Heh Heh
Would trying to improve her like that make you an Aggressive Perfector...?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
Can't be too rough, don't want her Raining blood

 hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hopefully it won't take too long.
You don't want to have to spend seasons in her abyss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:40, archived)
# surely if they're your exes
then that means they didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Unless they became exes by running off with such...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I have ended the most part of my previous relationships.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 18 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)