Yeah, just fire the fucking thing...


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( Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

spock looks like david baddiel

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Mmmm, no he doesn't, Baddiel is lovely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

Baddiel is a horrible ,evil,greasy shit.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I know, I don't know what it is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

www.janetmcbride.tv/assets/images/David_Baddiel.jpg
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Cor, just look at him.
Who wouldn't?
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I can very happily go without sexing him.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

See, would. Why?!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

He sexually assaulted me once

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Ooooh do tell.
This is like literotica but without the need to type in the url.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

I made it up.
I just think that he's a slimy , unfunny cunt.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

pah
links is the way forward
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

HE'S GOIN' HOME
HE'S GOIN' HOME
JOHNNY'S GOIN' HOME!
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

now, Rob Newman, on the other hand..

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Nope. Looks way too much like my 'generic fucks of the late 90s'
very brash thing to say, but true.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

I JUST WANT WHAT I CAN'T HAVE, OKAY

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

I don't think I could have baddiel.
Which is a very sad realisation to have.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

drug-rape the little fecker.
 
IT WOULD DO WONDERS FOR HIS CAREER
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

My Grandmother would be so very happy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

seconded.

( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Do you know what it is?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

he's just copying.

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

yeah, he's just copying
you tell 'em, Cockweasle.

Just copying like a mofo.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

+ho

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

or indeed
fo faha

but that doesn't make sense, because Mofaha copies nobody other than himself, and even then only on special occasions.

Even so, it's good to have you back.

My sister just wandered into the room and said something about 'doing the english thing' then walked out again. I think she was sleepwalking.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hahah
This is very true. :]

Did I go somewhere? ;]

What is 'the english thing'?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

You've never done the English thing?
It requires a waistcoat and seven ounces of buttermilk...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

I can't do it anymore since I hurt my back.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

...
Oooohkay
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I haven't got the foggiest idea.
I asked her what the hell she was on about and she said 'y'know, the mnnmnm need to do formnnnmnnmnn...' then walked out.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hahahahahah
I used to sleep walk/talk. I went into my parents' room once when I was little, and said 'It's in my cup. I think it's a cookie.' mofaha had no clue what I was muttering about so he just put me back to bed.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

I used to sleepwalk lots.
supposedly I used to walk round the house jumping on couches and beds then when my mum tried to stop me , I'd start running and screaming.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Hahahahahah
while you were asleep?
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Oh yeah, I used to do it on a nightly basis (so i've been told)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

one of my recent somnambulist ravings was "THAT'S NOT MY SAUSAGE! MY SAUSAGE IS OVER THERE."
 
beats the hell outta me..
still, surreal crap is much better than mumbling about work in my sleep
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Hahahahahahah
mofaha usually tells me in the morning if I came into his room and said something strange...

although I do that when I'm awake, too. :/
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

as long as
this doesn't happen you should be fine

:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

AWESOME!

( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

hahaha
The last recorded instance of me sleepwalking was when I was staying at my mate's house......

I awoke one morning and couldn't find my trousers, after some searching, I found them in the kitchen. When I told my mate about it , the tale unfurled....

Him and his fiancee had come into the living room at about 5am and found me passed out with the playstation on. I then woke up, started growling and went over to the tv, switched it off, unplugged the playstation then went into the kitchen.

I then opened the fridge and started laughing before hopping around screaming "GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME" then I took off my trousers and threw them across the kitchen. I was still jumping around screaming, they took this opportunity to go back to bed. my only explanation is that it may be because I was playing resident evil and some zombies were biting my legs.
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

oh shit, Resident Evil flashbacks.
 
/has been there
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that's awesome
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

I copy mofaha
well, when I say copy, I mean, I find that one aspect of disturbing he forgot to add :)


( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Hahahah
fucking hell, the lips, the lips
( mofaha, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

it was fucked up enough to start with of course
:D

hehehe
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

oh fuck...
can't.. stop... laughing...
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

I demand you do more things like this.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Idon't really think of thingslike this till I see an original image thatis odd enough to start with
hopefully mofaha can find his original of this
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Haha
NO idea where that is :)
( mofaha, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

aww
I don't think I have it either

unless it's a layer in a psd

andI'm quite crap at keeping psds
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

aaaaaaaahhhahhhahhhahhahhhh FUCK!
 
Formidable! C'est encroyable!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

hehe
I don't know what any of that means

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Something
and then, I think, 'It is incredible!'
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

google translates it as
"encroyable" which is quite useful :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

awesome, it's magic.
 
Formidable has a slightly different meaning in English - spelled the same but pronounced different. Like.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

it's an educationment
c'est facile!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahah
I think it's the eyes that make it for me.
( Killerkitti You look so dumb and you sound so twee., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

whenthey start following you around the room
worry :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Who, Baddiel?
Of course.

Although it might've been the fact that he was standing next to Skinner so much that made him look that little bit nicer.
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

This is true.
Skinner is an absolute prime tosser though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

nah
he looks like a right dick
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

.
andy dick?
(Ssimonn, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

yeah but
wouldn't kirk played by john stewart and spock played by John Oliver look better
(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

who's andy dick?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

murican
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick
(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

is that like a merkin?

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

I'm not sure that Andy Dick can obscure the signs of syphilis

(Mehitabel_Itrang is pulling your leg, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

not been here long have you??
:P (yes i've clicked your profile to see how long you actually have been)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

What do you mean right dick?
I thought everyone had just the one in the middle like me?

No?

:(
( xmaschordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

freak

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Shite
Wasn't just mem then!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

=D

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

Sorry I was late for class!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Shatner and Baddiel?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)